Some Reality Web

[ geralt ]

Contain your rage, Witcher. I can feel it all through the building.

[ angelus ]

What a mess you've created. Normally I would not care what you do. I have a distaste for the dramatics of others when mine are far superior. But you have sent my wolf into a spiraling rage. Elena Gilbert's tears have a power over him. It is quite annoying. I cannot save you from his wrath, nor do I care to, but unless you want to provoke mine as well? Find other playthings. Goodland is not in short supply

[ emma swan ]

I need a drink.

So. Just what I needed. There's a Charmander that won't leave me alone, Lockheed is pissy and jealous and I'm sure I have some kind of allergy to something because I sneeze every three minutes which flares Charmander's tail which startles Lockheed so this whole place might burn the fuck down.

My bad.

[ KATE & ROGUE ]

On the subject of burning shit, Hawkdad finished pulling out all the burnt shit in our apartment, so... we can move back.

While I'm sure near endless hot water and more bathrooms are very welcome, I do find I'm more pleased with the space again.

A hundred odd people on a cramped space station wasn't my idea of fun. No matter how much Selenite enjoyed off world.

[ LIZZIE ]

How is your mid-century gothic style knowledge?

Before our trip into space, my cave expanded. It might be worth... sprucing it up.

Well, who doesn't love a Valentine's Day to top off nearly getting overwhelmed by monsters?

ENZO

Hey, brother. Need to ask a favor. If you're up for it.

MORGAN

Hey, not!niece. My other kid is here. You wanna test out your future drunk aunt skills around him?

YENNEFER

Bring the unnecessarily tall one over. My other kid's shown up. You should meet him.

ANGEL

Hey, Elena asked me to contact you. You're coming over, our other kid is here. Wants you to meet him. Don't eat him. I'll take it personally.

JOAN

Got some spare time? Our other kid is here. You should meet him.

Are you still playing guard wolf, Witcher?

[ YEN ]

Hey. Hi. Hello. I'm the fireboy from the park.

I have a possibly invasive question about what you can do, but I promise there's a reason for it. If it's okay?

YENNEFER

Tiresome as this sphere is, Yen, I am... hm. Grateful. For us.

ELENA

You are like a daughter to me.

EMMA SWAN

Thank you.. For all you have done for Yen.

It has been a year since I was dropped into this sphere...

Geralt

If you value your life, I would advise treading carefully today and the remainder of the week. I also require chocolate.

Emma Swan

I seem to have obliterated the fertility crystals in my sleep. I assure you this was not intentional.

FILTER: BONBON, ENZO, YENNEFER, SALTZMAN TWINS

Hey. Elena's in labor. We're at [ hospital ]. Come if you can.


'Fer, gonna need you and the Behemoth to help out if you can. Y'know. In case some of those figures-they'd-appear-now doors shows up.

[ Damon ]

What the fuck is a baby shower?

[ Geralt ]

Apparently there is going to be a party to celebrate Elena's child on Sunday. I informed those in charge that you will be attending.

Asgard = fun! Neato! I really liked it. :) Pretty place. Reminded me of Krypton a little.

FRIENDS&FAM OF ELENA GILBERT [LADIES ONLY]

HEY. I hope you're all free Sunday, because Elena is VERY due to have her baby and I can't let that go without a baby shower for her!

So!! Please come to [ Restaurant here ] at 3pm and let's have fun with and for her! :)

These 'cookies' are some form of witchcraft, are they not?

ANNE BOLEYN
Did you consume this 'fortune cookie'? I assume you were in receipt of one as well.

I fucking hate him, Yen.

Quieter without the bard. ...

Hmm.

YEN
Apart from the ... fucking clothes, I miss the outdoors.

Ride with me?

I'm not wearing this. I'll set it on fire before I wear it.

[Morgan]

I made a cave. I know, I'm a hermit.

But it's a nice cave, a big cave, more like a cavern really. Plenty of space.

Which is me saying, if you need some space, I have a cave. I'd even It's open to a few of your less annoying friends if you need too. This feels too much like the forced happiness and stuff. Like, forced closeness and socialising.

I nearly set fire to Which is bad for my patience.

[Yennefer & Geralt]

Have you ever tried... Undoing anything that the Entity does?

Ciri has gone.

YEN
If you wish for solitude today, I... understand.

I was complimented on my dedication to Halloween.

It's still August. Who is that dedicated?

Derek Hale

Halloween did get me thinking though.

Think I can borrow about a pint or so of your blood?

Is this the Abyss?

>> any chance you can turn me into a lich again?
>> having a heart of ice was a blessing
>> a mere thought

This place can be rather disappointing at times. Suppose I shall be making yet another tally mark.

It would be so easy to shut it all off-

I think I shall go enjoy a drink.