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Tweak says, "SCHWING!"

ᴘʏʀᴏ (embered) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-04-25 22:06:00

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!gamewideplot, active: john allerdyce, active: kate pryde, active: yennefer

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So. Just what I needed. There's a Charmander that won't leave me alone, Lockheed is pissy and jealous and I'm sure I have some kind of allergy to something because I sneeze every three minutes which flares Charmander's tail which startles Lockheed so this whole place might burn the fuck down.

My bad.

[ KATE & ROGUE ]

On the subject of burning shit, Hawkdad finished pulling out all the burnt shit in our apartment, so... we can move back.

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	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-25 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Getting tired of Emma and Remy's house of loud sex? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-25 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	You have no idea. They just wander around half naked all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-25 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, but have you ever walked in on a completely naked vampire before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-25 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Why would I do that? Did you do that? Kate, doors are things. Use them around strangers. Holy hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-25 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	I may have done that. He fell on his naked ass, John. Technically, he isn't a stranger? But I know, okay? I wasn't paying attention? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-25 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Of course he did. A random girl just walked through his wall while he was starkers. I'd argue that's worse. If you see him on the regular. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-25 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I. Couldn't. Stop. Laughing. Everything about the whole thing made it worse. Are you okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-25 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	It sounds like the classic case of ageless vampire naked on his ass with a drunk peeper creeping and laughing at him. Yeah. Lockheed is mad at me and the sneezing is annoying but I'm fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-26 12:14 am UTC (link)
	I was sober thank you very much. But yeah. Tale as old as time. I wonder what the fuck you're allergic to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-26 12:17 am UTC (link)
	That just makes it worse because you likely walked through a wall into his room. Probably picked up whatever allergy Frost and Cards have to clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-26 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I told you! I was distracted and thought it was Pete's wall. See? This is the shit that happens when you change up living situations. Mystery allergies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-26 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I think this excuse is getting old. And maybe you're just a creepy peeper. Well no one meant to change things, it just happened. But like... I mean I'd get it if you wanted to stay there. Like with Pete and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-26 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Except it really wasn't an excuse this time. I know. Pete doesn't want to stay here, and he doesn't want to stay with us. He wants to be all grown up and get a place of our own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-26 01:01 am UTC (link)
	~~I mean you could always~~ ~~Tell him to fuck off~~ ~~How come he has to~~ ~~I don't want~~ Apparently that's what grown-ups do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
	~~I don't know if I can do this. I don't want...~~ Yeah. Apparently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-26 01:16 am UTC (link)
	So... ~~When are you~~ ~~Does this mean~~ What'd you tell him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-26 01:29 am UTC (link)
	He asked after the monsters and it still waiting on a definite answer. ~~While I wait to work through...~~ But knows why I haven't given him one yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-26 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Well that's rude. Like what, you almost lost your arm, end up in a coma, he fucks with your head (don't think I missed that shit) and then he wants to ~~take you away~~ move out? ~~How the fuck is he~~ I mean... it'd be like... you could just... What if there were like adjoining apartments? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[ john | kate ]

piracies
2021-04-26 02:05 am UTC (link)

John...

I didn't think you missed it. ~~You don't miss anything.~~ That's what we do though, isn't it? Fuck with each other's heads until we get to the real issues?

He knows I don't want to leave you. Even if we'd be in the same damn building. I had a panic attack just fucking thinking about it and really not a fan of these last weeks without you right down the hall.

I just... It's just... I want both and I can't have both and...

...Adjoining apartments may actually work.

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	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-26 02:10 am UTC (link)
	~~That's so fucking unhealthy~~ I want joint custody. Not just of Lockheed. You have to stay over like twice a fucking week. We can tell the entity we want apartments side by side and then hawkdad can reno the fucking wall even if you can just walk right through a wall I can't. And I'm not being nice to that wanker again for like a month. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-26 03:24 am UTC (link)
	And breakfast three times a week? Pancakes? We're gonna owe Hawkdad double now. It's a good compromise though, right? We'll still be right there but not right there. Even if we're going from sole custody to joint. ~~I'm too sober for this.~~ Maybe two months? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-26 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, and he can't complain when there are weird daytime visits either. Hawkdad is the only one winning here. He wanted to refurb the whole kitchen okay, he lives for this shit. It's the best compromise he's going to get and if it's not good enough I'm burning off all his hair. Two is good. I can easily do two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] piracies 2021-04-26 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Did he refurb the kitchen? I'll talk to him. As long as we're both here? It's the best compromise anyone would ever get. Let's not burn his hair, though. No one needs to relive his Xavier cosplay. You can have two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| kate ] embered 2021-04-27 12:47 am UTC (link)
	There's a new cooker, and he redid the roofing because there's a series of fire-minimising shit now. Fine. But if he's huffy about this and is all about putting a floor between us or some shit tell him to get his panties out wad. Two it is. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aretuza 2021-04-25 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuck is a Charmander? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	embered 2021-04-25 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	It's a ... really small dragon slash dinosaur with a fire on it's tail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aretuza 2021-04-25 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Dragons appear to be a theme for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	embered 2021-04-25 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Right? And like, I'm not mad about that, but Lockheed totally is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aretuza 2021-04-25 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	His possessiveness is remarkable. Bring them both here, I will coddle the envious purple one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	embered 2021-04-25 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	He's a pushy little fucker sometimes. Your place fireproof? Cause I am seriously a hazard right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-25 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	John. If there weren't safe wards up in my home? The entire building would have burned down months ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] embered 2021-04-25 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	That is fair. Although aside from when you're incinerating monsters you always kinda just seem super on top of your shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-26 12:20 am UTC (link)
	The company I keep tend to be idiots, and I am far too self-preserving not to be on top of my shit. Have you discovered what is causing your sneezing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] embered 2021-04-26 12:23 am UTC (link)
	.... that's fair actually. Yeah. I've seen your bulk of a wall. Honestly? It might be the fucking Charmander. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-26 12:55 am UTC (link)
	The biggest idiot of them all. And I don't suppose you can rid yourself of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] embered 2021-04-26 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Intimidating as fuck though. Um... no. You see.... it'll wait for me. And...it might starve. Or like... burn out. And then it'd die. :( I am not that heartless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-26 01:18 am UTC (link)
	One of the many perks. This is all very dramatic. Though I wouldn't want the thing to die. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] embered 2021-04-26 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Sure, for you. Yeah, but like... Pokemon are like meant to be caught or some shit? So like if kids just left them when they got bored it'd be pointless, so they ... die when abandoned. Suppose it's like a responsibility thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-26 01:49 am UTC (link)
	For me is what matters. Perhaps the Entity is trying to force responsibility on you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] embered 2021-04-26 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Maybe that's why I'm also potentially allergic to it. Crazy-Cat Ladies are usually allergic to cats, and it doesn't stop them having like a dozen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-26 02:10 am UTC (link)
	That could explain things, yes. If you are on your way to becoming one of these 'Crazy-Cat Ladies' but with dragons. I can see if I can temporarily give you a reprieve from the sneezing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] embered 2021-04-26 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I don't know that two makes me crazy, but like yeah. I mean I'd have a dozen in a heartbeat, but maybe not ones that made me sneeze this much. Yeah? Magical allergy relief. You'd be able to market that by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-26 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Well, now every time this Entity grants us a wish you will know what to wish for. I do not care about anyone else enough to relieve their allergies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] embered 2021-04-26 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh, not if I want Lockheed to not be a little dick and burn my face. I mean, fair. I'd feel the same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-26 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Curious. I now find a tiny relatable. I just knew you would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] embered 2021-04-27 12:48 am UTC (link)
	He's a tiny possessive diva. I get it too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ john \| yen ] aretuza 2021-04-27 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Our things shouldn't be touched. Though, I draw the line at relating to his disgusting food choices. (Reply to this) (Parent)