Some Reality Web

Everyone is talking about costumes and carving pumpkins, but why are we not talking about a distinct lack of candy corn?

Is there a shortage that we were not informed about? Do I need to question the lobby ostriches? I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind it. They have a sweet tooth.

...Sweet beak? Talon? Hmm.

GWEN! ...I may have put Jeff through the laundry on accident. He's okay! He definitely had fun! Too much, I think. He was sleeping in my laundry basket again.

I will also concede to you Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters. It might be an alright drink. I definitely did not drink three today I still favor the peppermint and chocolate things.

Also, while lasers can make a precise cut, they're not great to use on hair. The smell is pretty terrible.

( [Sent separately to Lizzie M, Rose T, Gwen P, Eliot W, Belle, Morgan S, & America C] )

Hey, Gwen? Can we feed the apples to Jeff?

!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!

Is there a katana doctor in the house!? How about a robot guts removal service? What's the fee for something like that? Like it's gotta be a pretty rare service. So, do they over charge to overcompensate? I have so many questions.

[ ellie ]

That's it! I'm f!@#ing done. No more robots.

Demon vs Robot--place your bets on who's going to win.

Spoiler Alert: Its gonna be me.

Chloe, you stay inside with the kids. Lucifer get your well dressed ass out here and help.

Would any non superpowered people be up for some training? I can feel myself getting lazy and it isn't a good look on me.

No offense, Supers, but if I'm going to get my butt beat, I'd like to at least stand a fighting chance.

I think I have a roommate repellent thing going on.

[backdated to the 20th]

I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 22
Everything will be alright if
You keep me next to you

Happy fucking birthday to me! Who is celebrating with me?

Always good seeing my man, Mephisto, again. Thanks, Goodland.

Just when you thought things couldn't get weirder...


Surprise

filter: friends

My cousin's gone... um. I'm gonna be at the Fortress for a little while, reconfiguring things. I got something I wished for that should be there, too.

Anyway, I'm just -- think I'm gonna take a couple of days off work and come back refreshed.

Take care.

These monsters aren't letting up. Get rid of one, ten appear. We could really use the whole Shazam team.

I can punch the S.O.B.s

Settle an argument, ladies and gents. I am hot, am I not?

Yo, I'm Ted Poole and I'm awesome. Who wants to be buds?

What the hell, dudes.

I didn't get pulled through any doors. Did this place take pity on the new guy?

Yo, I'm Ted Poole.

[Gwen]

What are we doing for your birthday, sis?

[FILTER: Gwen Poole]

Sis, tell me you are in THIS dimension at least. Please.

Um, what?

Is this for real?

I finally got a job! It is perfect! It is at NerdStop*!





[Store is like ThinkGeek and name is credited to Kei]

Someone pointed out that Pete and I fell down on the job with the calendar days. Well, I'm still not as good as my kid with these so enjoy a plain calendar.

( CALENDAR )