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Thank shit for small mercies and all that, right

[Filtered to youth center staff]

I can't I'm not going to be coming in for a bit. Sorry if it fucks anything up.

Dammit, I'm not even in this park.

I'm hijacking the Jungle Cruise.

Can't a guy just be miserable in peace? Yesterday was exhausting.

[Failed filter, everyone can see.]

Note to me

getting super Drunk. doesn't help.

from. me

Bev, you gotta come outside.

[OOC: He means to message Beverly directly but isn't paying much attention and just posts publicly instead]

Ben's gone.

I don't know how many people knew him but...yeah.

Hi. So, someone mentioned that you had taken over the youth center and I wanted to see if you needed any help? I don't really have any experience or anything but kids generally don't hate me? Let me know. Thanks.
Richie Tozier

voice to text

No no I can't be here I have to get back Ben I have to get to Ben I can't be where are they where is he where did it send me okay breathing Beverly breathe you have to breathe you oh is this record

Parker, I swear if this is your fault I am deleting your phone number for good.

That outburst aside- What the sweet summer fuck? I left a tuna sandwich unattended. I need to get back to it asap.

Am I dead, or is this finally the mental breakdown I was promised?

So I've just realized that I do not know what day it is?

[Private to Percy & George Weasley and Hermione Granger]
I think there's a market for magical gummies that have results more pleasant than the Skiving Snackboxes.

This will require research on how to brew and distill adult beverages, and what flavours they pair with best. We want the benefits of drinking without the side effects, so a way to marry the substances that takes the edge off without the hangovers, liver problems, and general destruction of brain cells. And it will require packaging that does not appeal to the impressionable youths (we'll work out a line for them), while appealing to the adults of a drinking age.
[end]

[Private to All Weasley Nieces and Nephews (includes Teddy)]
With Mum leaving, I pulled my head out of my arse and realised that our time here could be cut short. I don't get to know you anywhere but here, and I want to make sure we don't miss that opportunity.

I need to know how old you are, because that's how many birthdays and Christmases I need to make up for. I also want to know you. So, hi. I'm your uncle Fred. Who are you, and who are your parents? I know who we lost, and I'm not really worried about being told things you wouldn't want to tell someone else because I've already had the worst news.
[end]

I hate that people leave, but full disclosure, I die. It's the ultimate leaving, right? So here's my zen thought that came from a lot of less than zen moments in the last month: embrace what you have for as long as you have it. This is one hell of a second chance for some of us.

So that job you mentioned? With the kids. Who do I have to talk to about that?

[Private to Bill Weasley]
I've never had George date someone I haven't known for most of our lives, and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that. I want him to be happy, above all else, and I don't dislike Cisco. But, I feel like I need to make sure he's worthy.

Which, if Georgie says he is, he is, but I have to be sure, you know? As the oldest, what do you suggest?
[end]

Just found this film that had a clown on the front, and I thought 'this'll be a laugh', and all I want to know is who decided to make something as fun as clowns evil and terrifying? This is a disgrace.

I know timing is kind of terrible, but does anyone know of any job openings for someone with...limited transferable skills?

I still miss Hopper Christmas was nice.

Thank you for all the gifts.

Richie, you will have to come over again and make real waffles in the waffle maker!

This is the day we get drunk and sentimental on leftover eggnog right? Because... that is what I am doing.

did you all know that there's a channel that plays A Christmas Story over and over all day? because I did not and got very confused at like, hour 5.

[ooc: added Richie's gifts here]

[Richie posts an audio link to his own recording of this song, complete with Kermit voice at around 8 p.m. He changes the words so anytime it says "the world" he says Goodland instead. The words slur just a little now and then, as he's been drinking, but the voice never slips]

Entity

I know it's sort of last minute, I think?, but I uh, wanted to ask for some new glasses. I broke mine before I got here and some people said you might be able to do that. And I dont know if it's something you could do, but...I'd like a photo of my friends. I didn't, I dont have any and it'd be nice to see them.

[FILTER: Sam Wilson, Morgan Stark, Riri Williams, Ned Leeds, & Peter Parker]

You guys in for an all nighter? We need to make some synthetic blood.

[FILTER: Richie Tozier]

You doing alright?