Some Reality Web

Happy Turkey Eve, everyone. Try not to fall into comas tomorrow.

[ August ]

You know I love you, right?

I know that I'm a little late for Halloween but I was thinking that it might be a good idea to start showing holiday movies for the upcoming holidays. We could do a weekly movie night at the youth center and everybody could vote for their favorite movies. Thanksgiving and Christmas don't exist where I come from so all I know, I've learned since I've been here so I need your help.

What are some good holiday movies? Do they even make Thanksgiving movies? I remember watching some Christmas movies alst year but this gives everyone a chance to have a say so leave me a comment and tell me what holiday movies you'd like to see and we'll either have a vote or pick the ones that most people mention. I haven't worked that out yet.

Thank the Pumpkin King those robots are gone because 'Tis the Peanut Mother Nutter Season. I hope everyone's ready for the real Cyber Monday this year -- November 1st.

Mother scratching shazbot.

Closet? Check.
Pillows? Check.
Slim Jims? Check.
Metal baseball bat? Double check.
Cast iron frying pan? Yep. That too, just in case. It worked for my girl Rapunzel, and it's gonna work for me too.

Cya in a couple weeks, my dudes.

That moment when you realize you'll never be able to watch one of your favorite musicals the same way again.

Really? Of all the muffed up memories that thing could have shown me, it picks the most muffed up one of them all. That one time I had to dig a bullet out of Frank's keister.

I still really hate zip ties.

If anyone has a pressing repair that needs done quickly... I am prepared to help.

Lizzie, I'll need a few pointers on how you office needs to look, whenever you're ready.

[ august ]

Do you want to me arrange magical food deliveries to my cave for you both? Selenite might come and check on you.

[ morgan ]

I already know you're okay yourself, but did everyone else stay okay too?

» Hey, kid....
» Where are you?
» Tell me you're locked up somewhere?

As far as winter destination jumps go, this one is pretty motherclucking cool. Especially considering it's the first time I've ever been out of the US. Well, not counting places that don't actually exist on earth or alternate reality New Yorks.

If you need me, I'll be busy stuffing my face with all the pad thai and tom yum I can find.

I've been laughing for three days.

I needed that.

Never a dull moment. Although maybe there's a lesson in here about sweets/candy/food from strangers.

The only question I need answered, and let's face it it's the most important question, is will Goodland be showing It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown this weekend? If not, me and the Entity are gonna have words.

August. I decorated your room for you. Thought you might feel more at home.

It was likely an oversight on the part of the Entity to not do it to start with.

Okay, so it's not the Underworld, and... I lost all my family getting... wherever here is. But from initial investigation it's also not like I'm just arriving either, so... that's fun.

I am only moderately confused, but I guess you break enough curses and lose enough memories it becomes standard?

[MORGAN STARK]

So, it looks like we're friends, given I've got a lot of text messages from you and to you and it seems like you know me pretty well. Can I interest you in some coffee, muffins and the hopes of getting caught up to speed?