Some Reality Web

>>Fasta vas is this blasted thing even working
>>The young lady at the counter stated that this would be easier than trying to type
>>Where did the blasted Maker send me

I'm still not convinced this will work. But, here it goes.

Hi, I'm Hawke. Can anyone see this?

Curious and curiouser. I assume this situation would be familiar to most 21st century people?

[ALISTAIR]
We're going to the boardwalk. We'll play games, have dinner.

And after that, we're going back to my room.

My apartment suddenly feels a lot emptier.

[Thedas]

Anders and Hawke are gone. Who is still here?

[Thedas]

'Everything is under control.' Does that sound like famous last words to anyone else?

My heart is full, but this still shouldn't be possible.

This is strange.

Don’t really like walking into strange places unexpectedly, but at least it’s not the Fade this time.

I'll admit I've spent most of my time here trying to figure this place out. Why we're here, who or what this supposed Jubilant Entity is. I still have a lot of questions I want answers to, but I have to admit that being in Goodland might not be the worst thing that's ever happened to me, so in keeping with that, I have a question for all of you.

What have you found to be the best part of being here?

Peter, your answer isn't allowed to be related to food or puppies.

I've been thinking about this for weeks and I know there are some people around here who might side-eye me when I say this, but I'm going to start SHIELD up here. I feel like this place could use a group of people to keep an eye on things and to keep an eye on everyone who has been dragged here against their will. If anyone is interested in joining, contact me.

[Jublient Entity]
I have no idea if asking you for stuff is really a thing or if you're listening to any of us, but anyway you can help a girl out here? I need a building and other odds and ends to get this started. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

i literally never thought gamlen'd be good for anything, but he did teach me to ignore the very obnoxious and annoying singing thing.

[thedas]
i think there's officially enough of us now for a wicked grace night. we could stick all the annoying singing things, yes i know they got names i'm ignoring that, in a corner and pretend they're the weirdest impromptu bards ever.

so when is the only concern. time's blending together a bit.

At this point I am certain there is a sign on my back begging people to kidnap me with the frequency it happens to me. One moment I am traveling with a dear friend and appear in a place I have never been talking to all of you on Maker knows what.

Why can't things be normal for once?

[Non-Marvel friends]
Is there a flower that says "sorry I acted like you're a vicious bitch who got this guy's family killed when it turns out you died to save him"
I hate being wrong.
I have no idea how I'm supposed to feel about any of this.
Just... don't ask. I don't even know.
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Drink responsibly.

{FILTERED AWAY FROM DRAGON AGE}

I would like to get some advice on which general medical texts to get that are about bloodborne diseases.

{THEDAS}

Dinner tonight? I will bring the food.

It will Fereldan fare, Dorian. Apologies in advance.

{BUCKY}

Hello there, roommate. Please don't mind the mess (OOC: there is no mess, save for like, a dirty spoon and an empty wine glass) - I will clean it after I get home, but I did leave you a few servings of lamb stew, desert and a bottle of wine. It didn't feel fair to leave you out while I was out dining with friends from home.

what in the bloody maker's name is even any of all this? i don't really care much for getting kidnapped and i don't much care for the whole 'just treat it like a letter' thing because no. just no. i'm going to find whoever's behind this and give them a piece of my mind. this jubilant entity can eat an entire bag of dicks.

Now, look, I know some of you are going to respond in the following manner:

I'm not American.
America is a shithole.
What the fuck is the 4th of July?

So on so forth. I don't care. It is an excuse to drink beer, fire up a grill, and blow stuff up. Cap would get a kick--
Everyone is invited, but don't show before noon. Pete, Michelle, yes, I just roped you into helping.

P.S. Stark Industries will be closed this Thursday for obvious reasons.

Thank you for the help with this computer thing. Do I have that name right? This is fascinating and all, but I have duties to get back to. People tend to get restless when I'm away from Ferelden for too long, and I haven't had the best experience with entities, jubilant or otherwise. They always seem to have not so nice plans for ordinary folk. I'm sure we can find our way out of here if we try.