Some Reality Web

So uh... That was a thing that happened.

I hope that there wasn't too much going on where I would have been needed in the clinic. Sorry Sam, seventeen-year-old me didn't quite have the medical expertise that I do.

Where is this? All I know is that it's not Roswell. Why aren't my dad and sister here with me? Why only Kyle? Not that I'm complaining about that.

I've been spending so much time in the clinic that I didn't even realize that Roy got sent back, and I have a new roommate now.

Happy birthday, you. I can't wait to see you later.

[roomies]

I'm going out tonight. When I get home from work it'll be operation "make Liz look hot" okay? No red, though. I don't need to armor myself.

[Kyle]

Want to go see Hamilton with me?

[Lizzie]

Does anything on that list of shows look appealing to you? I feel like we need an Elizabeth night out.

You never appreciate the value of a quiet mind until you don't have one. Telepaths, I don't envy you.

[Kyle]

Our birthdays are coming up. Let's do something on yours.

PS: My dad figure here wants to have a sit down with you.

[Roomies]

Did any of you get hit with any random powers? I tried to stay away when I was home for your privacy so I wouldn't read any of your minds.

[Filter: Liz Ortecho's family, friends, and roommates]

Hey, all! Liz's birthday is on the 16th so obviously we need to make it the most epic day ever. I'm thinking dinner at her favorite place followed by dancing?

Alright... so my fingers randomly sticking to some things isn't too embarrassing...

Last? I got LAST?! I'm never been last in my entire LIFE! How did that happen?!

I've spent so much time at the water parks this week that I'm going to have to wring myself out.

Remember how I've told you the Entity likes to take us places at random?

The Entity that dragged my butt here could have mentioned that I'd feel like warmed up shit for a while because fuck me I haven't felt this bad since I went cold turkey.

I'm gonna need a serious amount of Advil and a place to crash, which apparently I have, so that's better than the last time I felt like this.

Now I just gotta find my place and hope my roomies aren't dicks.

There are multiple freshly baked Men in Blackberry, Alien Green Lime, and Alien Apple ( ala mode if you wish ) in my apartment waiting for all of you to come eat them.

Roomies ( and Kyle ), we are having chicken pot pie for dinner.

Happy PI day!

What are you doing tomorrow morning?

A whole day stuck laughing was exactly what I needed. I think that I'm finally recovered from it.

Only to realize that I haven't actually met my roommate yet.

That's... okay...

Guess this isn't the weirdest thing to happen to me this week. Still, I would have liked to make sure that my friends were okay before going... wherever this is.

They're probably gonna miss me at the medical center.