Some Reality Web

Anyone remember last year when my little pumpkin fit in a pumpkin?

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Now he thinks he's going to the moon.

Okay. So like I get it there are like killer robots and stuff

but is there going to be a halloween store because I'm going to need to buy some costumes.

This is like the most important part of spooky season.

[FILTER: Friends & Family of Bruce Banner & Betty Ross]

Bruce and I have a son here. His name is Robbie and he is seven. He is adorable and precocious and I can't wait for you all to meet him. We should have a barbecue once the amusement park is done.

Has anyone seen Angela? I fear she might be injured... or sent home.

I am exhausted, okay? Usually, I don't like declaring that, but why the heck not? That was crazy! Not omgwtfbbq weird crazy. I'm very used to that happening, so it's just another day in the week for me. That was crazy cool exciting omg I swear I'm not weird -- we'll stick with just crazy. At least until people know me better...

Anywho...

Lightning storms. That was not as cool. Aesthetically-speaking, nice. Everything else? Nope. My hair still smells burnt and I'm still looking high and low for the right string for my bow since Mr. Zappy Zap Boom Crash decided not only to singe my hair but also the string on said bow and that was not cool.

What was cool? TENTACLES THINGS? The monsters didn't know what was even happening. That was definitely a thing. I dug it. I'm not weird okay?

If anyone has frozen peas or frozen dinners you don't use or like or just want to donate to the "Kate Bishop has some bruises and that's how she takes care of herself in a pinch" fund, let me know? I'll pay you back in...uh...favors? And, ew. No. Not like that. Don't be rude.

[Uncle Bruce]

Are you okay? Lyra told me what happened.

[Public, added later once she finds out]

My brother is hurt. I won't be available.

Dear Residents of Goodlands--

I will have many pumpkins filled with Candy at the reception of Stark Industries. If you come by my desk and you wish me a happy hallows ween than I shall give you many of the candies. Please come and see me and get some candies or I will eat them all myself. Thank you.


[Torunn]

Are you too old to partake in the Halloween events? Do you wish to paint or carve a pumpkin or dress up for the candy parade?


[Valkyrie & Bruce]

Also, have I told you? Loki has a date! With a Midgardian.

To return home to a place that you never thought you would see again... the words do not describe...

And this time, too! Haustblot approaches. It is the time when are harvest is cut. The food for the Haustblot is always the freshest! And the mead...

We must feast, Sunday, the castle halls will hold all of us.

And we will lit the fire in the courts of the castle. It is a tradition for the king to light the fire of the kingdom, and then to have each family light their fire from that at the castle... this symbolizes the binding of a community and would be my honor to share with you the traditions of my ancestors... if you wish to partake, of course.

[mother]
How do you plan a feast?

[Torunn]
There are so many places I wish to show you, my daughter.

[Loki]
I know your feelings must be mixed. How fair you, brother?

I am none the least bit impressed with 'magic cookies' that tell the future. As if the future is something to be trifled with. Honestly.

Well that was interesting. I deal with the dead, not futures or whatever that was.

Loki?

I thought we were beyond such childish antics!

Are you still mad about Get Help? Because it worked.

No matter, I will find you.

I have to say, while I may not be fond of dresses, I am enjoying the fact they are much cooler this time of year. I might have to acquire more.

[Thor]

Thank you.

Oh, thank the Norns.

I quite enjoy these shorts.

[To The Entity]

I have seen where you can take us and what you have been able to do.

I appreciate that you have brought my family to me.


I would wonder if you could send us to Asgard, I would like to show my Daughter her planet. I would like to see it one last time and enjoy the foods and the spirits of my people.

Thank you.

PS I know it is unwise to ask too much, but with all of the boons you have given me, I was hoping that you could pull something for Valkyrie. She has no memories of her family, my father used her as a pawn against my sister. It would help her to have a heirloom or a portrait or something from her home.

I have a feeling we're going to need this

This camp is the perfect place to start sparring lessons, from the sparring club Torunn and I are working on. If you're interested, let one of us know.

I do look forward to it, it has been awhile since I've gotten to assist with training. And I do so miss it.

[everyone except Loki]

Take care to remember anyone who challenges my brother challenges me as well.

Well, this is different. I am sorry if Ethan keeps anyone up.

[FILTER: Diana Prince]

Hi, Diana. May I bother you to care for Bucky's cat until Steve is up to it?

[Filter: Wanda]

I've been told I'm good at giving hugs.

I am sorry to tell you all that my daughter, Tia Malone, is no longer here with us.

Winky is gone too... so I think it is more permanently than it has been previous.


[Tony Stark]

I am taking the day off, my friend.


[Torunn]
I have gone to the store and bought us junk food.

Claudia just gave me an idea! There are a lot of people with pets here, so you should call me if you need a sitter for them or someone to walk them. I walk Mjolnir all the time.