Some Reality Web

Taking away all those people and the hot tubs? Not cool, Entity.

Ellie and Gwen are gone. :( :( :(

Hey, Gwen? Can we feed the apples to Jeff?

Some of those apples know some foul language!

This place only seems to be more confusing. How does one play tag with laser guns? Wouldn't that lead to... serious injury?


[Frigga]

Mot--
Queen Frigga Mother, would you be interested in showing me some more... friendly... magic? I believe I would like to learn. To impress the small magic child.

I'm probably a bad person for saying that was kind of fun, right?

Was anyone super badly hurt? Because that definitely makes it less fun.

[Cassie]

So I keep meaning to do this and then I don't do it and that's just stupid and I'd like to do it before something else tries to kill us so do you want to go see a movie or something with me this weekend maybe?

[Freddy]

I just asked Cassie out.

Excuse me while I go bury myself and wait for her to say yes or I die, whichever comes first.

!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!

Is there a katana doctor in the house!? How about a robot guts removal service? What's the fee for something like that? Like it's gotta be a pretty rare service. So, do they over charge to overcompensate? I have so many questions.

[ ellie ]

That's it! I'm f!@#ing done. No more robots.

I never thought that I would get to the point that killer robots barely phase me.


[Billy and Freddy]
Being safe?

[FILTER: Young Avengers*]

This is what we've been training for. Let's pair up.


[*Anyone 21 and under who wants to have been training with her group]

Thank you to everyone who joined us in the park on Sunday. Much fun occurred. I especially liked musical chairs. It was fun watching Tony fall on his behind.

I think I've been here for like two weeks or something now and I'm starting to realize I might be here a while. I'm not sure if the classroom in the apartment was a hint for me to go to school, but I really need a fucking job. Does anyone know of any places hiring? I'll pound the pavement anyway, just thought it would be nice to have a general direction in which to go.

[FILTER: Those under age 21 with powers/fighting skills - ANY powers or fighting skills]

Hey, you guys. I know some of you come to the sparring lessons Val and I do on the weekends and I know some of you train with Bucky, BUT whenever something goes crazy here, the adults want to keep us out of it, right? I'm thinking we should get together and train ourselves before the next thing happens. The adults don't need to know.

I dont want to be buzzkillington or anything, but let's all be very sure to be extra careful until this all gets sorted. We have had people come in with a lot of physical injures from being run into and stuff...


Do you know how hard it is to fix a broken bone when you can't see it? It's like that. So, don't

I AM SO EXCITED FOR SCHOOL (sorry, Clauds, I still love you best!)

[Filtered to Claudia, Cassie, Jubilee]

CASSIE IS TOTALLY FLIRTING, GUYS! We see you! Ask him OUT!

I am Sylvie Lauffeydottir. Goddess of Mischief. Adopted daughter of Odin and Frigga. Princess of Asgard.

Crap.

When does school start here? I didn't think about that, do I have to go? Mary you're super smart, can't you just homeschool me?

Could this place stop taking my family away from me? Just... don't bring them here if they're going to leave. Okay?

[Filtered to Freddy, Mary, Claudia, and Stacey]

I didn't know it was Cassie's birthday and it was Cassie's birthday and I'm probably supposed to do something for her birthday but would she think that means I like her or something, I don't know how that all works.

Nothing says 4th of July like an annual hotdog eating contest on Coney Island.

[Steve Rogers]

Happy birthday, Steve. Don't get so star struck by the fireworks that you fall into the East River.

[Sansa Stark]

Now that it looks like we might stick around here for a little while, I was thinking about taking the motorcycle for a ride. Would you like to come out with me?

So we're probably not going to be here much longer. Anyone want to do a big dinner at the Hard Rock tonight? I always wanted to go to the one in Philly and never really got to.