Some Reality Web

The children and I have made Christmas cookies, if anyone wants any. We have plenty.

The Entity let Alice give me the snake she gave me when we were first dating.

So what do you give the person who's given you everything?

It was Alice's birthday today.

I didn't post earlier because we were celebrating privately, but I wanted to wish her a happy birthday publicly before the day was up.

I love you, Al. I can't wait for next year when everyone's here to celebrate.

I really wish the entity would send me my daughter.

Not because I think I was particularly great at parenting her but because she deserves better than to be alone with her poor excuse for a mother.

Bettys kitty, Caramel, showed up last night. I wonder if Hot Dog will show up too. I really miss him. He's so big and fluffy and I bet he'd be super protective of the babies when they're born.

And my little sister. I miss her too. I wish she was here with me and Dad. She's only like two, and my mom isn't the best at looking after her.

Not only are Elizabeth and Jughead suddenly 13 again, but it seems I'm pregnant with twins.

I'm really not sure what to do in this type of situation.

How the hell did Betty get younger?

Is that...something that happens here?

I'm really over pumpkin spice everything, but I really do love this time of year.

[Betty]
Do you want to go see Rocky Horror tomorrow? I'm thinking of asking Freddy to go.

[Freddy]
Have you seen Rocky Horror? Do you want to go see it tomorrow after school?

Who wants to go hunting for Nargles? They love pumpkins so maybe if we put some out they’ll come to visit!

I haven't built a snowman in a while, and I nearly forgot how much fun it can be.



I've named him Martin.

A quick reminder that if you haven't had a flu shot and would like one, to contact one of the medical personal! We have a clinic and anyone is free to stop by, we also have potions available for those that are nervous about needles. They're awful Please use common sense as we get into cold and flu season. Remember to wash your hands, and minimize contact with those that are sick, and if you are sick to clean any surface or object you come in contact with.

Filtered to Jim Kirk

Do you want to try skiing again? I think my bruises feel better after the first time. Or we can try something else.

Okay, so going in to investigate that maze was a bad idea. But Betty and I are out, I'm exhausted, I have a headache, but other than a few cuts and bruises, I'm fine. It's just the mental stuff, seeing what I saw in there...that's the stuff that will take a long time to heal.

[Freddy]
My dad is grounding me, he says for the rest of my life, but. They said you can come by, though, if you want, but I'm not allowed to leave the apartment except for school for a few days at least.

Who still needs to get out of the maze? Maya, do you have list?

Check in here, I guess.

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Okay. I changed my mind.

I want out.

Dad? If I don't make it, I love you.

Take good care of the baby.

Filtered to Alice

The kids have cleared out for the day.

Said we deserve some alone time.

What would you like to do with that?

Are sloths appropriate pets?

Asking for a friend.

Where the fuck am I and who's got a cig they're willing to part with for a bloke who hasn't had one in a year and is itching for one?

Filtered to stillhot

Allllllllllllllliceeeeeeee

The girl is here. Your daughter. The normal one.

The boy seems to think it's acceptable to abscond with her.

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Why is Betty speaking that way to her pregnant mother?