Some Reality Web

Is it just me or are the years getting shorter? I can't believe it's November already and Turkey Day is next week. No, I will not be cooking so don't worry, I won't be burning anything down. I decorate, I eat and I clean, that's my Thanksgiving.

My birthday was last week and I honestly have no idea how old I am. I kind of lost track when I came here and then with everything I learned, I just quit counting so I'm just going to consider myself ageless and be done with it.

Normally I prefer Christmas but going to a pumpkin patch and petting goats yesterday was kinda fun. Maybe I've got some farming blood in me somewhere.

I'm not saying that I'm going back to the dark ages with this stuff. But I'm tempted to unplug Alexa and throw out the roomba.

Torunn? Your namesake is just as protective; I'm pretty sure she's mauled more robots just because than some people have. Catasha, as her namesake, could not be bothered with any of this.

I think my collection of animals has been gearing me up for making my own Avenger team via fur.

So does this mean that I can give people detention? Because that might be kind of fun.

If anyone's interested in a sparring class under current circumstances, I'll be holding a few tomorrow. Yes, some amount of clothes are required. Normally, sessions are for those who lean towards the novice side, but there will be one or two for those who are more skilled. Powers are fine as long as you don't use them. I'm not set up for that, and I'd rather not have to replace equipment. Or windows.

I think I'm Snow White.

And like. I'm completely fine with this.

[MORGAN]
Is it weird that I spent like an hour talking to a hedgehog about feelings and shit?

[DAD]
Do you think it's normal to like... not be sure of stuff about me? Like me know being sure about stuff about me? Like, am I just being dumb if I think I'm not something that I thought I was?

[LILA]
You owe me $20 for Nat's mothers day stuff because you never help, but I'm too nice to mention it. But I will write off your debt if you assist in my existential crisis?

This might be the second-best day of my entire life, and I now know that I have filled my Goodland destiny. Nothing will top today even if we end up in Fillory because Fillory kind of sucks now for a few days somehow.

I spent all afternoon flying on the back of a dragon — a Luck Dragon. He was there waiting for me outside of the museum, smiled and said 'Hello, Quentin.' He chuckled, asked me to make a wish, and winked. He fucking winked at me.

Falkor is now my new best friend.

Okay so... One of these days there's going to be a 'where in the multiverse are you now' devices, right? Just a handy pop up guide to tell you what dimension it is, who's President and if you need to wear a smock.

The floating piece of paper is a nice touch, very old school, unhackable.

[encrypted S.H.I.E.L.D message]
Sound off? Agent 19 check in, mission parameters?

I am going to eat everything and no one can stop me! there's so much food and it smells so good!!!!

there's so much green but also so many meats!

>> I got Nat's message.
>> How's he doing?
>> More importantly, how are you doing?
>> I can come over if you want or you can come here if you'd rather.
>> Do you guys need dinner? You can vouch for my cooking abilities.

[Marvel Adults Plus Friends Of Natasha and Clint]*


I have no idea how to say this. I just wanted to let you guys know what's happening. Yesterday morning, Clint woke up and he couldn't see. We had Joan take
a look at him (thank you, Joan) and long story short after an MRI to confirm things, it seems that the whack on the head he took during the Monster Mash has led to some brain swelling. There is a chance that the swelling will resolve on its own but there is no guarantee. We hope that's the case since the other alternative would be surgery.

I'll be sticking close to home for now, I'm leaving Gamora and Nebula in charge of the dance studio/gym so if you have classes there or whatever, check with them. If you need some maintenance type stuff done, any volunteers would be great. Clint told me that most of the big stuff was taken care of but there might still be a few things. We have no idea how long this will last but we're hoping not too long.

Clint is doing okay otherwise but we're both in shock over this whole thing. I'll try to keep you updated or if you want to send me a message, that'd be fine too.

[Steve Rogers]

I'm leaving what to tell James up to you, I trust your judgement. He's getting over his own stuff and I didn't want to give him anything else to worry about. I've been checking on him every day and he might wonder if I don't show up. So thanks.



*[Since between the two of them, they pretty much know everybody, I thought it'd be easier to do it this way so if you think your character fits the category, they probably do. I didn't include kids/Teenagers since Nate will probably tell them]

There is something fundamentally wrong with being called to a country bar to collect your daughter from lock up.

This feels like a cartoon special or a sleep deprivation fever dream.

[DAD]

So like I know I'm grounded forever but... I just got a note about going to Uncle Tony's farm, and it feels like something I should totally do. Y'know, like an assignment for my GED or something.

Which.... y'know, is important and... means I can... break my grounding to specifically go straight to the farm? Right? Please?

[added later]

Holy shit sticks, Lila, the horses are here.

Sorry Uncle Tony but there are more mouths at the farm! Our chicken coop showed up, and Blitzen and Prancer, and that fucking rooster, but I think we're far enough away and there are more goats!

So Tor is okay with goats but is less okay with horses and crap, is there even a stables here for the horses???

So.... sorry?

[ Tony | Morgan | Oliver ]
I am very very sorry for worrying you. But there was a dog that needed my help.

[ Lila ]
Since I'm grounded forever, will you stop being mad at me?

[ Dad & Nat ]
I didn't wanna bring this up last night, cause... all the stuff.

But I can keep the dog, right?

[ Kara ]
Thank you for not yelling at me when you figured out I was totally 100% fine.

Also, you'd totally save dogs in a crisis, right?

>>I need eyes out for Nathan Barton.

I totally get why dad kept us way out of a city on a wide land with very little happening.

[ BARTONS & NATASHA & OLIVER ]
I'm gonna... hold the fort? I am not sure what the even means at this point. I know you'll probably be off killing things, but be careful?

Even you Green Dude.

[ MORGAN ]
Have you ever wanted to be anyone but who we are?

[ Tasha ]

Nate has gone to the arcade with about fifty bucks, so he's gonna be gone a while and Lila's pretending she's not 'hanging out' with Ollie. You should let Nebula handle the gym/studio and come home so no one can hack into these decided NSFW compliments I got for you.

[ Tony & Bruce ]

I know that Nate can be a handful, and I don't always get how his head works, but you two really seem to get how he processes things and that means a lot that you guys do that.

[ Lila & Nate ]

I already know that things are not smooth by any means, and things are probably a struggle growing up, but you two are really brilliant, and I could not be prouder of you.

[ Morgan ]

Even when you two are getting into god knows what trouble, I'm glad Nate has you.

Well this is fun.

[Thea]
I kind of suck at saying it but you're a great sister. I don't tell you that enough and I'm glad you're here.

[Clint]
You are one hell of an archer. I'm learning a lot from you and thanks for putting up with me hanging around your place.

[Nate]
We should hang out more.

[Lila]
So...I don't know about you but I'm over the friends with benefits thing. As in I've got real feelings and I hope you do too. I'm not always the best at catching those kinds of clues but there it is.

The last time I was any place with something called The Entity it was...something? Something. We'll go with something. I really want to say amazing but that's not It's not goo HEY

This is something!

Hi, I'm Kate. Kate Bishop. Hawkeye. Avenger. World's Best Archer. Take your pick. I'll answer to all of the above.

Um, guys?

So, I think something's wrong.

Why am I a teenage girl?


[ooc: Q looks like/woke up in Josie Saltzman's bed]