Some Reality Web

Okay, clearly I’ve had a lot of things to work through lately but I think I’m about ready to be a functional member of society again.

I'm taking volunteers for a model. I need a female and a male, between five foot six and six foot (male can be a little bit taller), willing to let me dress them up for a good few hours over the next month for my class. I have money for the clothes, so you don't have to do anything but be willing to let me dress you, put on make up, do your hair and take pictures for my portfolio.

I'll buy you coffee and food for your time and you might get to keep the clothes.

[Emma & Noah]

Since we're constantly in Noah's place, you think it'd be smart to ask to actually live there? Normally I'd just move all my shit there and deal with it, but Mr or Miss Entity might drop a person right in there and then it's super awkward.

And I sort of offered to help Tandy sorta stay out of the whole 'kid suite' cycle since her guardian vanished, so maybe she could live there too?

[Tandy]

Would you wanna live with me and Emma and Noah?

You know Entity, if you were going to be a giant jerk about this you could've just not bothered. But I get it, careful what you wish for, blah blah blah.

I'm calling in distraught to college today and day drinking crying in my room all day.

Okay, so, did someone spike my coffee with ayahuasca again? Because this has pretty much gotta be an hallucination and if that's not what's happening here then I got nothing.

Although, I have always wanted to visit New York, but I'd sort of imagined the whole 'great American road trip' thing like in 'On the Road' or 'Thelma and Louise', except maybe with less driving off cliffs. Definitely didn't expect this.

Also what is a Jubilant entity, and why is it even Jubilant? Gotta say I’m not the biggest fan of anonymous notes from faceless individuals.
Which I guess is a good place to ‘insert name here’. Hi Goodland, I’m Noah.