Some Reality Web

It appears I do not quite have the skills required to be a farmer. I attempted to plant a flower and it looks a bit depressed. I suppose I shall just try to make sure it gets the proper amount of water and sunlight and hope it perks up.

The allure of this place is wearing off. I grow bored

Not a flower, strictly speaking.

Hello Goodland! 👋

With all the new arrivals, I thought it was high time I came back online. My name’s Ray and I work at Stark Industries in their R&D division. My specialist field is Nanotechnology. But I’m also a Physicist, Chemist and Engineer. If any of you school aged residents need a hand with science homework I can gladly offer mine. Oh, and if you see a person in an exosuit flying around -which isn’t as chunky as the Iron Family suits- that’s me. I can also turn giant or tiny.

Since Cisco has gone home, I was wondering if the D&D group was still running? If not and you want to continue, I can DM for you guys?

[Hero types who used to be on Cisco’s comms]
I think I have a handle on Cisco’s system, and while I’m happy to QB on any upcoming missions/events. ATOM can also be useful in the field, the suit can coordinate and run comms through it but it’ll be the first real test of it, the next time something crops up. Are you happy for me to go ahead with this? Did you find the previous system useful?

I'm still not exactly sure what to do with myself. I've been a thief, a goddess and a queen, and none are exactly relevant here. Which I suppose leaves teaching. Goddess knows there are enough subjects I could cover. Languages, just to start with.

I don't know. I still feel... unmoored.

I'm just going to apologize to everyone who's gotten randomly bear hugged in the last few days and if we could just move on with our lives, that would be great, thank you.

It's impossible not to ... fucking smile.

This is insufferable.

It's funny how things happen here. I had no idea that I got married in the future back home and had a son. Then I met him but we didn't really get to spend a lot of time together because of the influx of villains. I did get to see him fight and I was proud, apparently I don't screw up being a parent as badly as I always thought I would.

Sadly he's gone now and I wish we'd had more time together. One day we will though pat least some version of me will. Sometimes this place gives me a headache.


[Brooke]

Do you want to go get some dinner? I don't feel like sitting around the villa tonight. Wherever you want to go.

Please don't attempt to break into my shop after closing hours. And if you do, please don't come to me and complain, as this one individual did this afternoon.

Surely people must know better than to break into a mage's shop.

[ENTITY]

I'm trying to swallow my pride Maker, no

This is considerably different than the last time I was on Midgard. Much has changed. Also the alternate dimensions, but I suppose that part would be different for most any of us, really.

My name is Frigga and I believe I'm to be helping care for the little ones - and those of you who aren't exactly little, just a bit too young to be out on your own. I'm rather looking forward to that part.

[Thor]

I believe I'm doing this correctly? Your friend Tony gave me a bit of a demonstration on this device and how it works.

I don't suppose I might see you soon?

[Medical]
Thanks for putting up with me. I know I can get... intense, sometimes.
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[Joan Watson]
Want a job?
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[James Rogers]
It's cool if you want to stay away for a bit but just so you know, I still want you around. Nothing changes that. Just whenever you're ready, no pressure.
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I--

The portals were a moment of weakness futile. They will not happen again. I am told there is no escape from this hell world, and I will rectify any damage I may have caused.

Am I dead, or is this finally the mental breakdown I was promised?

Good evening, residents of Ostrich's Villa. My name is name's Brainiac-5, but please call me Brainy. Those of you familiar with Nia Nal, she has returned home, back to her 'this song is my jam' roommate. How can every single song be someone's jam? Confounding.

But I struggled to find my purpose here and I did not wish to undermine anyone's position and job by Admittedly, I was unsure as to whether 31st century credentials held true in this pocket dimension, but among other roles, I have served as a psychologist for the Legion, and I think it is time I claim the vacant psychologist's office and put myself to use.

Please make an appointment - the linked spreadsheet ^{(ooc: imagine there is a spreadsheet)} will automatically show when I am available. Walk-in appointments are also allowed.

Also [... ] please do not bring snakes by the office.

Now that we're back to what I presume to be normal state, I'd like to offer my services. I was a rehabilitation nurse in Chicago, and I understand there is a medical facility for the residents of Ostrich Villa?

...

What the fuck.

Well, isn't this just the bee's knees.

Hello, everyone. My name is Sarissa, and this is not how I thought my day was going to go.