Some Reality Web

Oh good. Shit seems to slowly be going back to normal. I haven't had this many headaches in years.

[John]

You good?

NO! NO. NO!

bring them back, please. -i'm sorry about the vines but

this isn't fair.

thanks. i hate it

me and old lace are just going to spend time on the roof.

$1 freeze pops ~(=^‥^)ノ☆

I have orange, green, blue, purple, pink, and yellow.

(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)

BEAT THE HEAT WITH COLD TREATS.

I have an idea! Let’s all run around with our heads cut off!!

[encrypted message; finn]

Well! Looks like we’re stuck as spectators while a bunch of so called Jedi go in with Rey on this idiot tournament thing!

[encrypted message; padmé]

Ani just ran into that coliseum thing with one of my friends, so he better know what he’s doing or I’ll blast his legs off when he gets out. If he gets out.

Okay, a full Roman colisseum in the middle of New York is a whole different kind of weird than I'm used to. How authentic is that?

I think it must have been five hundred years since I was as intoxicated as I was last night. It’s not New Orleans, but the nightlife here seems...acceptable.

okay whats the big idea? as much as i could use a vacation i know my hide is gonna get reamed for an unauthorised one. i've had redacted reports with more information than this crap.

tsengs gonna kill me.

...capri suns are overrated.

[john, kitty, molly]
is mother's day something we need to do? i keep seeing ads. miss rogue is not my mother but she is taking care of me and she has seemed....strange lately. i figured maybe a gift?

I always do a little parkour during my morning run to keep me on my toes, but today...

I was flipping around like a cartoon character. Is this one of those power things everyone is talking about?

At some point this place will stop fucking with us, right?

[Rogue + Kitty + Klara + Molly]

The freezer is now the whole kitchen. I'm working on a fix. Don't slip.

[Bobby]

How do you live like this? I'm so fucking cold. How do I turn off your fucking hands? I'm freezing everything a fucking touch and let me tell you it's not fun.

the cherry blossom trees are calming

[erik]

i would like you to teach me, please and thank you.

[miss rogue]

i have asked erik to teach me.

thank you everyone

[miss rogue]
i think it is time i learned control. pym was maybe right that i need lessons

no.

[nico]
nico. i need you to put me to sleep

Okay so I like to think I'm sorta used to the weird and wonderful by this point in my life but this? This is definitely pushing it.

Also the last entity I ran across wanted to kill everyone and destroy everything in the known universe so... yeah.

so many new people. i need more voodoo dolls -_-

[billy]
who is erik? are you okay? do you want a hug?

[molly]
hey. do you know anything about a erik from our world? lots of people greeted him and he likes burgers the way I do

Okay so one minute I was just doing my own thing at the school and now I'm here?

Startled myself a bit with the wicked vertigo on landing (? is that what we're calling it, landing? Teleporting? It better not be time travel, I've had enough of that thx) so the ice in the lobby will melt in, like, three hours. Just, uh, watch your step.

You'll have to forgive me if I don't immediately trust a mysterious entity who plucked me out of my perfectly happy life in my reality to deposit me here in Goodland.

Fate is a cruel mistress or so I've discovered, I can't imagine this time will be any different.

Scepticism has kept me alive thus far.

[Forward-dated to Sat morning]

[Pyro & Kitty]

Guess y'all saw who showed up yesterday.

[Klara & Molly, open to Pyro, Kitty, Five, Sam]

Y'all wanna go take on Disney together? I'm going to ask if Ciri wants to come too.

[Geralt, Yennifer, Ciri]

Hey, we're probably taking Klara and Molly into Disney today and Ciri - or all three of ya - is welcome to come to.

What? What! What?!

Hold on. Goodland. No. Yes. No. No, no, no.


No.

Never heard of it.