Some Reality Web

Mother scratching shazbot.

Closet? Check.
Pillows? Check.
Slim Jims? Check.
Metal baseball bat? Double check.
Cast iron frying pan? Yep. That too, just in case. It worked for my girl Rapunzel, and it's gonna work for me too.

Cya in a couple weeks, my dudes.

So, question. Totally random question.

Is anyone interested in learning how to play the hurdy gurdy? I've been practicing and I'm feeling pretty confident with the basics of it. And I'm sure my siblings would love to hear even more questionably played hurdy gurdies.

Hello? Who's still

And my coffee's cold. This place has the worst timing, I swear.

Okay so... One of these days there's going to be a 'where in the multiverse are you now' devices, right? Just a handy pop up guide to tell you what dimension it is, who's President and if you need to wear a smock.

The floating piece of paper is a nice touch, very old school, unhackable.

[encrypted S.H.I.E.L.D message]
Sound off? Agent 19 check in, mission parameters?

[ MORGAN ]

I need you to come and punch me in the face really fucking hard, okay? Please?

[ TEENS & FRIENDS* ]

Is it okay if I randomly show up places you might be to hang out? When it's not okay you can totally kick me out, but I have a feeling I'll spiral I'm going to need distractions from my head for a bit.

[i started naming people, it got out of hand you wanna be his friend you are his friend]

I wasn't prepared for today...

[Tony & Pepper]

You're both everything. Thank you for giving me a pretty damn perfect life here. I really fucking love you.

[Nate]

I love you more than I've ever loved anyone. And I have now filled my best friend contract rule #2 for the year.

[Emma]

You make this place bearable when sometimes it isn't. You know I love you, right? I don't have to say it? Except I feel like I do. So yeah. That.

[Marty]

How are you so adorable? And why am I not immune to said adorableness? Guess I like you a lot or something.

[Peter, MJ, Amy, Hope, Tandy]

You all make everything better and I kind of love you a lot.

[Bucky]

You're my favorite to just sit around and not talk with. Thanks for the silence or whatever.

[Damon]

Eat this up, old man. But you're the fucking best.

Dear current residents of Goodland,

If anyone has seen a young, wiry girl with few social graces to her name, please notify her that her brother is, at present, 'home'.

Sincerely,
     Sherlock Holmes

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hey dad.

I'm going out.


Probably wont go far, but I probably wont be back for dinner.

Don't worry, I'm fine.

What the what?

SALVATORE SCHOOL

This is Roman. Is anyone else here?

It is much easier to find something appropriate to wear in this environment. I was getting tired of opting for not having arms.

Torunn and Peter -
Thank you.

It's good we're back in time to start senior year, even if camp wasn't all bad.

SALTZSON

Are we going to that all ages thing tomorrow? Or staying in and binging on bad movies and lots of junk food?

We should also talk about back-to-school shopping.

.... So are we just all going to ignore the cloud of glitter that turned the camp back into a City? Cause What?

My name is Abbie. Not Abby. If any of you cared like you pretend to, you would know that. But you don't care. None of you care, because none of you contacted me or tried to find me to let me know about MY BROTHER before you put it out for the entire world to see. You let me find out that the only family I had here is gone over a public forum, then only one of you thought to reach out to me. Fuck all of you. I want nothing else to do with your so called family, because family doesn't treat each other like that and doesn't let them be hurt like that, and I'm moving to the kids floor.

[Hope, Morgan, Peter]

Is there anything I can do? For any of you? Anything at all. I just feel useless and you're all hurti

My son is gone. The one who calls me da-- Harley. Just gone. No, he is not hiding from camp. I can't camp out or sleep in a hammock, but I'd appreciate it if you left me alone.

Fuck this shit, are you serious? In case you're wondering if the woods have wolves, there's at least one that's going to be there until this whole thing is over.

Landon's gone home.

I don't want to talk about it

This place is lame.

I guess I should probably
I really hate this
AAAAAAAAAAH

Who can I talk to about going to one of the doctors here? I'm going to need my bloodwork done pretty soon. And I heard you can ask this Entity for things, do you think it could do like, test strips and extra insulin and stuff?

soo

No one else think its weird that this thing is just picking up children? Just me. Okay.





um. I'm guess I'm your new car mechanic, if you have a car?