Some Reality Web

What is that noise? I can't tell if it's mechanical or animals or something environmental.

If you're in the forest, head towards any lightning you see. We'll be better in a group and I can pull clean water from the air.

[Mutants]
I called for Stormcaster. So much for leaving it in a box and forgetting about it. I'll be fine. Are all of you still in the building?

The thing that really really bugs me about cartoons is when they draw them with only eight fingers but everyone's still using base ten, like where did those extra two numbers come from? Forget older people complaining about New Math, the numbers 9 and 10 would be a complete travesty. Why are we doiing this to our children?? It's just some abstract philosophical construct that doesn't mean anything in the real world. 7 x 3 is not 21, everyone knows it's 25. I don't know how they expect me to buy into the world building when they make such amateur mistakes.

I have never been fond of crowns that cannot be removed.

So if I understand this right, the teddy bears are not normal but the ostriches are?

[Laura Howlett]
New York is one of the best places in the world to find different kinds of food. Is there anything you like?

Home sweet home. Cool party, Thor.

Yes, I am absolutely ignoring whatever is happening outside.

[Adult friends]

Next Sunday's two years since Vision died. Calendar years, not  Anyway, don't [...] expect much from me for a couple weeks.

I really never would have imagined I'd be turning forty in Asgard, of all places. Sometimes I never It's just... a lot. It's a lot.

And yes, you can blame me if the Entity decides to make a liar out of me by spiriting us back to Goodland overnight and you all miss the fancy ball.

I wonder how quickly guards would turn up if I started taking cuttings from the gardens. I really should try to remember I don't have diplomatic immunity here.


eta:
[Frigga]
I greet you as Storm of Wakanda and Krakoa. I'm not certain whether you're recognised here, but I would like to ask permission to collect cuttings from the gardens around Asgard to attempt to cultivate. I am widely known at home for my own and prefer to have as much greenery around as possible.

What is this? An Asgardian themed holiday resort?


eta:
X-Men?

This is unexpected. It has been some time since I've been in Asgard with time for leisure.

Well, this is interesting, for lack of a better word. I am living with a bunch of people that are not my father, who is probably worried sick about where I am.

I am 12 years old and about to start the 8th grade and now I find myself here where I do not think I know anyone.

Now what?

Nothing screams safety like a massive Colosseum in the middle of Goodland.

Still can't wrap my head around that being a thing.

I'm told that I should use my... phone, I believe Miss Saltzman called it to introduce myself to all of you. I am Peter Pevensie High King of. I believe some of you have already met my younger siblings, Susan and Edmund. I look forward to making your acquaintance, as well.

Elizabeth Saltzman

My thanks to you for your help earlier. You'll be happy to know I've found some more appropriate clothing to this time period.

okay whats the big idea? as much as i could use a vacation i know my hide is gonna get reamed for an unauthorised one. i've had redacted reports with more information than this crap.

tsengs gonna kill me.

Felt like dancing, so I signed up for ballroom dance classes.

Suffice to say, I'm not going to be winning any awards soon.

[FRANCIS]
Was that a friend of yours?

I have a little bit of a teensy question because I've kind of lost track. How many more holidays should I expect until July fourth? I feel like an EMT should know these things.

But for anyone new here, I'm James Rogers. Yes, Rogers as in That Guy Most Of You Know. What's up?

Whose cat is this?

( Cut for image )

The letter X has more uses in maths than in the English language.

[GERALT]
You might have to tell Yen of our discussion.

[SOLONA]
Ever miss when you can kill something?

I didn't mind the time shift that much, it's slightly better than the last time I got launched into the past -there's always a war when an Avenger time travels. I will miss the air calmness from back then.

But boy did I miss my hairdryer. Let me tell you, drying your hair with energy is very risky.

[ MESSAGE FOR THE ENTITY ]
I understand that the kids floor is down a few guardians right now.

If it's not interrupting any of your other worldly plans, I'd be happy to volunteer to step in to fill the gaps for now.

For those of you not familiar with this version of the 1920s, some information.

Yes, alcohol is illegal, this is the decade they passed the prohibition laws that lasted until the early 30s. As a result, illegal distribution boomed. As you may be able to guess, those who partook in that distribution weren't always the most savour of people. Mobsters really made a killing on it. Literally and figuratively.

So, to avoid any of you entering the wrong speakeasies or getting into some trouble with poorly or improperly mixed alcohol, I do have locations of the more reliable ones and the current codes to enter -they are called speakeasies for a reason. I don't require anything in return, other than perhaps a favour in the future, but it's better no one ends up with alcohol poisoning while we're here. Just tell me you're prepared to meet those terms and I'll send you a map and list of the passwords.

I doubt the hospitals are all that reliable if you aren't taken back to one of our doctor types.

[KILLIAN]

For you, there's no request. Although I dare say you can smell poorly made alcohol the second a cork is out of it.

Really appreciating the locations and a generous host right about now.

[ NOAH, EMMA & TANDY ]

I'm gonna be MIA for a couple of days, but don't panic, still around and still got this thing so if you need me, buzz me. Stay out of trouble and don't do anything I wouldn't. 💕

[ LUKE ]

Pack a bag for a few days (but you don't need much fyi) and let your niece and nephew know you'll be gone a few days. I don't wanna panic your family but I do want you all to me for a few days. 😍