Some Reality Web

I'm not saying that I'm going back to the dark ages with this stuff. But I'm tempted to unplug Alexa and throw out the roomba.

Torunn? Your namesake is just as protective; I'm pretty sure she's mauled more robots just because than some people have. Catasha, as her namesake, could not be bothered with any of this.

I think my collection of animals has been gearing me up for making my own Avenger team via fur.

These little shits are relentless. Not pissed. Just annoyed I had to waste perfectly good charges for some damn Pop Tarts.

[...] Objections to me trying to reprogram one? Before you weigh in? Too late.

Could this place stop taking my family away from me? Just... don't bring them here if they're going to leave. Okay?

Hello? Who's still

And my coffee's cold. This place has the worst timing, I swear.

I think I'm Snow White.

And like. I'm completely fine with this.

[MORGAN]
Is it weird that I spent like an hour talking to a hedgehog about feelings and shit?

[DAD]
Do you think it's normal to like... not be sure of stuff about me? Like me know being sure about stuff about me? Like, am I just being dumb if I think I'm not something that I thought I was?

[LILA]
You owe me $20 for Nat's mothers day stuff because you never help, but I'm too nice to mention it. But I will write off your debt if you assist in my existential crisis?

Sooooooooo...

My alien didn't leave. And like, I'm mega fine with that, honestly. It's just a little surprising. I guess my treats are the best treats?

But on that mark... Is it safe to continue feeding her like just... whatever she grabs at?

She literally has all of my heart, and I will kill for my companions.

I just need to introduce her to the goats...

DAD! MOM!

You gotta let me keep her!

Please!!!!

On my way to "fight a baby" and now this is following me. Who wants to tell him that capes are generally a bad idea and that I'm not the one he should be imprinting on?

He is kind of a whole ass mood though.

Nate. Come fix it.

Oh. Oh fuck you, Entity and your double bluff shit.

This is like in Jurassic Park when the velociraptors learned how to open doors. Thought you were safe and then, nope. No one is.

It's no good when evil geniuses adapt.

Um, hi. My name is James Rogers. Torunn kind of filled me in on some stuff and it was suggested I should come here to say hello or something.

Quick question: do the mirrors here normally make you, uh, see things?

Follow up question: what the actual fu hell????

[OOC: This post is after he's been to the apartment for a bit, so "roomies" can feel free to assume they're seen him/met in person if you want.]

Well that’s fucked up. But also seems pretty unlikely, so that might be good news? Then again I don’t know how much we can really rule out here.

I'm back. [...] How long has it been? This didn't all disappear while I was I'm not resp



[ooc: may contain wandavision spoilers]

[ MORGAN ]

I need your help.

Fair warning it might involve lobotomising my dad.

[ MORGAN ]

I need you to come and punch me in the face really fucking hard, okay? Please?

[ TEENS & FRIENDS* ]

Is it okay if I randomly show up places you might be to hang out? When it's not okay you can totally kick me out, but I have a feeling I'll spiral I'm going to need distractions from my head for a bit.

[i started naming people, it got out of hand you wanna be his friend you are his friend]

[DAD]

So like I know I'm grounded forever but... I just got a note about going to Uncle Tony's farm, and it feels like something I should totally do. Y'know, like an assignment for my GED or something.

Which.... y'know, is important and... means I can... break my grounding to specifically go straight to the farm? Right? Please?

[added later]

Holy shit sticks, Lila, the horses are here.

Sorry Uncle Tony but there are more mouths at the farm! Our chicken coop showed up, and Blitzen and Prancer, and that fucking rooster, but I think we're far enough away and there are more goats!

So Tor is okay with goats but is less okay with horses and crap, is there even a stables here for the horses???

At least I'm home.

Who wants to buy me a switch?

[Tony, Torunn, Steve, Bruce]

I was talking to Torunn... and I know it's gotta suck for Pym to not have his parents here. And I just don't like the fact that he's staying up in the kids area. He's our little brother, and it'd be cool if he had a place to stay with like... people we trust.

So.... sorry?

[ Tony | Morgan | Oliver ]
I am very very sorry for worrying you. But there was a dog that needed my help.

[ Lila ]
Since I'm grounded forever, will you stop being mad at me?

[ Dad & Nat ]
I didn't wanna bring this up last night, cause... all the stuff.

But I can keep the dog, right?

[ Kara ]
Thank you for not yelling at me when you figured out I was totally 100% fine.

Also, you'd totally save dogs in a crisis, right?

I totally get why dad kept us way out of a city on a wide land with very little happening.

[ BARTONS & NATASHA & OLIVER ]
I'm gonna... hold the fort? I am not sure what the even means at this point. I know you'll probably be off killing things, but be careful?

Even you Green Dude.

[ MORGAN ]
Have you ever wanted to be anyone but who we are?

[Thea]
I kind of suck at saying it but you're a great sister. I don't tell you that enough and I'm glad you're here.

[Clint]
You are one hell of an archer. I'm learning a lot from you and thanks for putting up with me hanging around your place.

[Nate]
We should hang out more.

[Lila]
So...I don't know about you but I'm over the friends with benefits thing. As in I've got real feelings and I hope you do too. I'm not always the best at catching those kinds of clues but there it is.

The last time I was any place with something called The Entity it was...something? Something. We'll go with something. I really want to say amazing but that's not It's not goo HEY

This is something!

Hi, I'm Kate. Kate Bishop. Hawkeye. Avenger. World's Best Archer. Take your pick. I'll answer to all of the above.