Some Reality Web

You're right, I do deserve it!

And thank god everyone's come to their senses at last. I was starting to worry it was always revolting around here.

Everyone here seems to be experiences some kind of mass hysteria. I'm not even sure what authorities I should contact.

I'm so fucking happy. I have the best wife, the greatest kids, wonderful friends, an awesome company, and an amazing farm. What more could a dead man ask for? What a great life.

All right, what has that ridiculous moth done to Paris -- and more importantly, my PHONE, this time? Everything looks completely absurd. Someone even littered.

Ugh, what?? And now there's glitter everywhere? Don't you know anything, glitter is so out. Wait