Some Reality Web

Has anyone seen or heard from Joan Watson? I don't know what else to do.

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-- [video attached of Angelus and Grayson playing in the park then cuts to Grayson on a swing set with Angelus singing a few bars of Hush Little Baby in the background]


[any replies to Angelus will go unanswered]

On my way to "fight a baby" and now this is following me. Who wants to tell him that capes are generally a bad idea and that I'm not the one he should be imprinting on?

He is kind of a whole ass mood though.

Nate. Come fix it.

[After this.]

» Hey...
» I need your help.

Well, who doesn't love a Valentine's Day to top off nearly getting overwhelmed by monsters?

ENZO

Hey, brother. Need to ask a favor. If you're up for it.

MORGAN

Hey, not!niece. My other kid is here. You wanna test out your future drunk aunt skills around him?

YENNEFER

Bring the unnecessarily tall one over. My other kid's shown up. You should meet him.

ANGEL

Hey, Elena asked me to contact you. You're coming over, our other kid is here. Wants you to meet him. Don't eat him. I'll take it personally.

JOAN

Got some spare time? Our other kid is here. You should meet him.

Damon...I know you're supposed to be having a few hours with Bonnie...

But...

come home.

I was checking in with Bonnie and she seemed okay until...she started screaming and now I can't reach her...

[Bonnie]

I don't say it enough, but I love you more than their are stars in the sky, water in the ocean, and grains of sand on this earth. You are everything to me.

[Damon]

You're my best friend and I am glad I have you in my life again.

[Elena]

You're the little sister I always wanted and never had, and I love that baby to the moon and back.

I wasn't prepared for today...

[Tony & Pepper]

You're both everything. Thank you for giving me a pretty damn perfect life here. I really fucking love you.

[Nate]

I love you more than I've ever loved anyone. And I have now filled my best friend contract rule #2 for the year.

[Emma]

You make this place bearable when sometimes it isn't. You know I love you, right? I don't have to say it? Except I feel like I do. So yeah. That.

[Marty]

How are you so adorable? And why am I not immune to said adorableness? Guess I like you a lot or something.

[Peter, MJ, Amy, Hope, Tandy]

You all make everything better and I kind of love you a lot.

[Bucky]

You're my favorite to just sit around and not talk with. Thanks for the silence or whatever.

[Damon]

Eat this up, old man. But you're the fucking best.

I think I need to start working through school breaks again.

DAMON

Remind me again...who is your favorite niece?

Who would have thought wedding planning was a huge thing. It's so much more than getting a dress and a tux. But whatever ensures Bonnie Bennett has her perfect day is alright by me.

Thanksgiving is coming, Bonnie, Elena, Damon: We should do something. This is not an excuse for me to hold the baby again. I swear.

Lizze, Josie, if you girls don't have any plans, you are welcome to join us.

[Bonnie]

Couples costume? Y/Y/MFY?

[Damon]

How are you doing, mate? Getting enough sleep?

We're finally home and ready for the rest of the world to meet Genevieve Salvatore. She's absolutely perfect in every imaginable way. Thank you to everyone who came to the hospital and helped keep the doors at bay. I owe you all way more than just a 'thanks'.

[ Lizze and Josie ]

We love you both. Genevieve loves you already. Thank you for all of the gifts.

[ Geralt ]

You're kind of my hero.

FILTER: BONBON, ENZO, YENNEFER, SALTZMAN TWINS

Hey. Elena's in labor. We're at [ hospital ]. Come if you can.


'Fer, gonna need you and the Behemoth to help out if you can. Y'know. In case some of those figures-they'd-appear-now doors shows up.

[ Damon ]

What the fuck is a baby shower?

[ Geralt ]

Apparently there is going to be a party to celebrate Elena's child on Sunday. I informed those in charge that you will be attending.

I don't think I got a cookie...

[ETA: A little while later]





False alarm.

My brother isn't here anymore...

Is this Hell? I feel like summer camp is a form of Hell.

[Bonnie]

What do you say we retreat to a tent in the woods?

It's so hot! I can't get comfortable. I'm miserable. Who wanted this?

I think I've drunk a million gallons of bug juice. Maybe not the best idea?