Some Reality Web

[Friends & Family]

The boys are gone.

[Pietro, Clint, Bucky, Steve, Natasha, Barton kids, Darcy]

Are you all alright?


[Clint & Natasha removed after Nate's comments.]

Something's wrong.

Anybody else think that it's super creepy that a "Jubilant Entity" plucks you right out of your time and place to drop you into a shoddy imitation of Manhattan while slipping you $200 bucks for the pleasure?

Everyone? Anyone? Just me?

Also I'm hungry, like super hungry, anywhere good to eat?

I mean I know I'm supposed to use this $200 for "rent" but that's a worry for future!me.

If you're experiencing an endorphin crash, as a doctor I'm prescribing chocolate and ice cream and, I don't know, cuddle a puppy [18+] or have sex [/] or something to level it out a little. Not alcohol, it's a depressant, it will just make things worse.

Let's just ignore that I basically announced I'm a paranoid bastard who doesn't trust y'all.

So now every time I'm having a rough day I'm just going to go pet an alpaca so at least I have that going for me right now.

My splinters have splinters. There's dried plaster and paint in my hair.

I feel like this is a good stopping point.

[ELLIE]
[...] When did Julian go back home?

[PIETRO]
I forgot to show you the speed lab. Wanna check it out?

[FILTER: MARVEL]

Ultron is definitely here. I'm sorry.

This is my doing and I need to fix it, but I don't think I have it in me anymore.
I feel more selfish now than I did when I was---
I'm a liability anyway
No one really seems to need me anyway so maybe it is not selfish---
Is that rationalizing
I just want to stay in with my family and be safe
Selfish
Sorry
I'll do whatever is needed.

It is my doing. I will fix it.

Showered, had a snack, processed a crime scene, processed the evidence and now it's suddenly mid-morning and I'm not really sure where the time went?

But should I keep the beard or not? ( Cut for picture )