Some Reality Web

Anyone want to come do shots with me? Or on me?

[Casa de Lucifer]

What are we doing for Thanksgiving? Girls, do you want to start decorating for Christmas?

Well I'm glad those stupid apples are gone.

[Casa de Morningstar]

Costumes. Do we have a theme going this year?

Who wants to stab pumpkins with me?!

Demon vs Robot--place your bets on who's going to win.

Spoiler Alert: Its gonna be me.

Chloe, you stay inside with the kids. Lucifer get your well dressed ass out here and help.

[Texts to Trixie]

-- Hey, Madam President.
-- Wanted you to be the first to know the Doctor was sent home. TARDIS, too.
-- Looks like you've got the best spaceship around now.


(Public post, added 20 minutes later)

The irony of dating a man who was terrified of me going before him being the one to go first isn't lost on me, Entity.

To be fair, I don't know what else I was expecting. It isn't like this is the first time.

Ugh. Like. No.

We just finished having to go to school. Who wants to live there? This is soooooo lame.

My blanket fort is missing, what the heck!

BUBBLES BLOSSOM!!! This needs fixing!

Look at what Trixie and I found. His name is Donkey, and he's funny and sings.

Lucifer, he we want waffles for breakfast.

She showed up in my room today. Her name is Lola.

She's here.

TRIXIE

Ready to see a proper spaceship?

These bastards destroyed the shop!

I'm noticing a pattern. I'm not meant to work in retail.

I am not waiting tables.

Hey, Trix? Laura?

Want me to bring you the head of a monster as a souvenir?

I'm booooored. So bored. Somebody hot come and do body shots off me or let me do body shots off them.

ROSE TYLER

Rose, I -- Well.

Suppose.. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

EDITED

TRIXIE

My fellow alien: it is, in fact, tea time.

[lucifer, chloe, maze, trixie & laura]

We're going to do a meal for Thursday night, but probably not a big deal of a thing. Is anyone overly fond of turkey? It's usually a lot dry when I cook it Lucifer seems to have some ideas for dinner though.

Laura, is there anything in particular you like or dislike? And Trixie you can pick the dessert if you want?

Maze, please no torture weapons at the dinner table.

[House Lucifer]

Do you have to be something scary for Halloween?

Trix, what do you say you and I carve a pumpkin? I'll show you how to use my knives.

I dont want to be that guy but... maybe the bears just want a hug. Have the bears even actually hurt anyone other than scaring a kid?

My friend Lucifer has pictures of us in the throne room! Even if it was super lame they came to find us and that we didn't get to see a real wizard.

Do you...like the kids' floor?

Asgardians sure do know how to throw a party. You can learn a thing or two from them, Lucifer.

I can do without the giant teddy bears though. Too...cuddly.

'Goodland?'. Ugh. Barf. Okay, out with it. How do I get home? Lucifer, if this is you pulling a prank, I'll cut something off that you value even more than those wings...