Some Reality Web

Sleeping all day and staying up all night is going to bite me in the ass next semester.

[Clint]

Happy birthday! Glad you were born today or whatever. If only for selfish Nate related reasons. Also uh, thanks for always putting up with my shit. I left breakfast better get to it before your kids do.

[Emma Swan]

I dropped the friend ball and haven't checked on you since the whole age fuckery. So, this is me doing that now.

I guess I should probably
I really hate this
AAAAAAAAAAH

Who can I talk to about going to one of the doctors here? I'm going to need my bloodwork done pretty soon. And I heard you can ask this Entity for things, do you think it could do like, test strips and extra insulin and stuff?

[backdated to just after this]

Any chance Kyle could move into my room permanently? It was really nice having him around all the time these past two weeks.

Everyone okay?

[FILTER: Peter Parker]

You were a cute wide-eyed shadow, but I'm glad you are back. Now, if you could have anything for your birthday, what would it be?

So uh... That was a thing that happened.

I hope that there wasn't too much going on where I would have been needed in the clinic. Sorry Sam, seventeen-year-old me didn't quite have the medical expertise that I do.

Being seventeen for the third time wasn't too bad. It's nice reliving a time when things were simple.

[Roomates]

So how do we feel about Kyle moving with us permanently?

I was incredibly lazy when I was thirteen.

Let's not do that again, huh?

I require copious amounts of caffeine.

I love this place so much. All of the sights, the sounds, the lights. Everything. I don't want to leave! This is just the kind of thing I planned on doing after I graduated.

I am worried about my sister, though. She wasn't in a good place when I came here. And Papi ...

Okay maybe I'm on the fence about being here.

What the fuck is this bullshit.

So apparently an older version of me has been here before and everything in her closet is so ... not me. Does anyone want to go shopping with me? I need to get some things that feel more like me to wear for the time that I'm here.

This is not what I was expecting to find when I got back from the gym.

Where is this? All I know is that it's not Roswell. Why aren't my dad and sister here with me? Why only Kyle? Not that I'm complaining about that.

Swear to god if we get a reprisal of Tiny Sam Junior 2.0 I'm going to break something.

We need a bodycount. If you're comfortable, can anyone who just got here give your name, age, and whether or not you've found someone who can fill you in on what's going on?

( Harley )

( Peter )

( Morgan )

Alert the media. Tony Stark has everything he never knew he needed.

I am proud to formally introduce the world to Ethan James Stark. He is 41 hours old, born at 12:31 am June 20, just in time to spend his first fathers day with his daddy. He weighed in at 7 pounds 8 ounces and is 21 inches tall.

He is such a healthy and happy little boy.

A toast to complicated paternal relationships.

Considering my father was a horrible, cruel monster, and I'm glad he is dead this holiday contains a lot of high-priced bourbon.

Still, Happy Father's Day to my brother, Nik.

>>At the hospital.
>>The baby is coming!






[*anyone who would like to be]

I am trying to decide where in the list of Weird Things That Have Happened To Me falls.

I'm not sure it breaks the top three...