Some Reality Web

being big was kinda fun. like i totally had the best powers and coolest memories and stuff. but i don't think i wanna grow up all that fast anyway.

at least i know that when i'm bigger i'm still obviously so very kick ass.

BUBBLES!!! are you little again too?

>> sorry for the delay in answering
>> aye. That is one of me girls
>> aged up and dinnae remember me
>> seems both Bubbles and Buttercup have been changed so far

Okay like...

Who is even in charge here? Cause the chaos is a little bit too intense for even me.

How do you even know who to punch?

Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh holy crap! This is NOT Townsville!

My boat

Hey, guy I was talking to about being lost on the Isle. I never got your name.

[HARRY & MAL]

You two still the same age?

[ENTITY]

So the letter said we could write to you about stuff. This feels weird, but here goes.

I'd really like my boat back.

[...]

Please.

The only comfort I can see in this place is that it is clear not all hope was destroyed. The art work here, while sometimes crude in execution, speaks of knowing there is a better tomorrow.

No one should have been subjected to this.

I am furious. Even the-
Tatooine had better living conditions

If you haven't figured it out yet, welcome to the Isle of the Lost. I doubt most of you will enjoy your stay here. If you have questions, ask away.

Also apparently I need a job. The only one I've ever had is working at my mom's restaurant as a waitress and I hated it.

Well... bloody Hell.

[His wee girls]
This is where I'm from. If anyone tries to touch ye? Hit em hard and fast. Savvy?

[His friends]
...the Isle ain't exactly sunshine and rainbows. Be careful. Keep an eye on yer pockets.

And wut am I gonna do with the wee monsters come summertime? Here is hopin' they dinnae wreck the flat with glitter and animals.

[Mal]
Oi. Ye and me? How about a date? The girls can watch themselves for a few hours.

I honestly didn't think it would be that easy. Just walked right into the PD and asked about a position.

Goodland's newest detective, right here!

...How much crime are we even dealing with in this place?

|ENCRYPTED: batfam|

We need to break up this routine of work and apartment and go see a movie or something. Please, for the love of god.

What if my powers never come back?

i stabbed a tree with my new claws. and then i tried to pull them out. and i found another claw.

and now i'm stuck in a tree.

can someone get me out of the tree?

This place, aye?

[HIS GIRLS]
Ye wee mites alright? Now strange power changes or the like? I need ta make sure ye are okay.

[MAL]
Oi, how are ye?

[Freddy]
Mako, me boy, how are ye holding up?

I keep finding candy squirreled away in wee spaces in the flat. Seems I have a tiny dragon or three living with me. Hoarding their stashes.

Okay, this is all pretty weird and that's grading on a serious curve.

Anyway, hi. I'm Josie Saltzman. Hope kind of filled me in on things, but I thought I should say hello or something.

HOPE

Heeeey, isn't your birthday coming up?

How mad would you be about a party?

Anyone who knew Killian Jones, or Captain Hook. He's no longer here.

Possibly for the better.

[Morgan]
I'm not overly sure how to take this.

Selenite and I are not going to go hide in the caverns though. Not straight away, at least.

This place. I hate it-

[Mal]
Ye been out in this nonsense yet?

[Powerpuff Girls]
Oi. How about a whole day at the parks with me and Malsy?

OH MY GOSH!!! THIS IS AMAZING!! BUBBLES, BUTTERCUP, WHERE DO WE START???

What the fuck. No.

I made a lot of friends because of Cisco and Dungeon and Dragons. I'll miss him.