Some Reality Web

I suppose I should be rejoicing I have yet to be inflicted by this latest ailment the Entity has for us. I do not wish to relive my childhood

I need a bloody drink.

21 weeks and all of these baggy clothes are making me look like a smuggler. I hate them. So, I guess we can't hide it anymore...

Whether the world is ready for it or not whether I'm ready for it or not...

There is going to be a tiny Gilbert-Salvatore and judging by the demanding kicks? She's already too much like Damon.

>> any chance you can turn me into a lich again?
>> having a heart of ice was a blessing
>> a mere thought

And when does this place go sideways again? Can anyone recommend a reputable occult shop? I find the searches on this device less then enlightening.

[Tandy]
Ready to discuss books?

The baby is due in like two weeks. Fuck, what if I drop the baby on his head?

Since I am done playing at being a student I decided to get a part time job to pass the time. I found myself a small used bookstore. Slow enough that I can get paid to read books or get paid to attempt to get the grouchy shop cat to pay attention to me.

What have I become?

[Public]

I got a job! Selling comics. Maybe I won’t suck too much at that.

[Hope]

So I know I’m a terrible dancer but would you go to prom with me anyways?

Now this is truly a fascinating spectacle to behold. I am used to far less civilized arena fights and this Coliseum has peeked my interest. I suppose it would hurt little to participate.

[Elizabeth]
From what I can gather you have an influx of people from your world. How do you feel about the new arrivals? I feel ever the outsider.

Also, I was curious if you would do like to go for a cup of coffee sometime. I enjoy our talks and figured we could do so again.

This place can be rather disappointing at times. Suppose I shall be making yet another tally mark.

It would be so easy to shut it all off-

I think I shall go enjoy a drink.

It should be noted that waking up with a headache is the absolute worst way to start your day on a normal day.

( MJ )

( Legacies )

[ Added later ]

( Entity )

>> I received your messages.
>> Yennefer's assistance did much to heal me and I am no longer in any danger.
>> It was, I can say, quite an interesting experience I do not wish to repeat.

Everything is so loud.

[Geralt]

...

[Sebastian]

I trust you are feeling better?

I have to wonder if this new form can get delightfully drunk or not.

[MESSAGE TO ENTITY]
I bid you a good day.

I was hoping to request other accommodations since I am not actually a child. I grow weary of the nonsensical children's floor. Might I be relocated to an apartment? I am content to live with others and promise to continue my streak of no harm.

My thanks for even considering my request,
- Sebastian

I never thought I would feel this cold again. How most unpleasant.

And of course I am still dead despite these powers. At least the hunger is gone for the first time-

This will not last

Um, if anyone thinks they ended up with my powers, er, don't test it out?

Just in case?

And how long shall this place remain calm this time? The frequency of the madness the Entity likes to hurl at us seems random. A shame really.

I suppose it might be nice to go to someplace like Paris. The books make it seem fascinating.

I'm over these prison worlds and subconscious simulations and labyrinthine games. At least this one's got cell service, no signs of acid wash, and is in color. The letter's a weird touch. Gives absolutely no helpful information.

All right. How do we beat this game? Who's got cheat codes? The stupid magic trigger word? What Malivore monster's come out now? I swear, if it's another genie

[Text to Sebastian]

» Busy tonight?

[Group Text: Hope Mikaelson & Morgan Stark]

» Is April Fool's a thing for us?
» Because I don't feel like it's a thing but I didn't know if it was for either of you.
» Just bracing myself for your scooby hijinx :P

Okay, this is all pretty weird and that's grading on a serious curve.

Anyway, hi. I'm Josie Saltzman. Hope kind of filled me in on things, but I thought I should say hello or something.

HOPE

Heeeey, isn't your birthday coming up?

How mad would you be about a party?

If you get the chance to eat at Tiffins, I recommend the octopus.