Some Reality Web

Anyone got any nectar? Healing potions? Anything that'll fix my fracture and get me off this couch?

Will pay in sparkling wit and burger companionship.

I know I'm posting three days in a row and normally I do these at the start of the month, but here's your monthly reminder that the medical clinic is on the ground floor. If there's anything potentially unusual about your biology you think we should know feel free to stop by and fill us in, we practice full patient confidentiality.

We're also... somewhat low on doctors at the moment. Including healers. So if you have any kind of medical experience or potions making you've got a good shot at a job. On that note we do have a small stock of hangover potions but they're limited in supply so please don't rely on them come January 1st. Drink plenty of water and don't go overboard on an empty stomach.

I'm not sure who's left in charge of the garden, either.

[Bucky Barnes]
I don't know if it'll be awkward or too many people for you or if you have other plans already but the kid's pressuring me to go to the Stark New Years thing, if you wanted to turn up there.

I keep waking up expecting to look out the window and see Manhattan again. Have we been somewhere else this long before? Part of me feels like I should spend as much time as possible just taking advantage of it, but sometime soon I'm going to want to start on these candy gift baskets.

Speaking of, I'm fully in for doing a Waifs and Strays - traditionally it's a full day event for anyone who doesn't have a family Christmas to go to for whatever reason. Estranged, not able to travel, having to work part of the day, not celebrating Christmas to start with but want to be around people. Rather than a sit down meal it might be easier to do something buffet-style so people can turn up whenever's convenient. Watch some movies, play some boardgames. Anyone interested?

Oh, feck me. Why won't the wee twinkle lights sodding work? Damn tree is better off as fecking kindling.

Also broke a box of ornaments... This holiday is a wee bit annoying. Rather put a hook through me eye-

I need a drink.

That first gift was welcome, Secret Santa. This one... not so much.


[Filtered to adult magic users/powered people/super geniuses]

Does anyone have a safe or locker of some sort that can hide a magical object? I received something today- Manannan's Gift or Huon's Cup or Orfino's Bane, they're all names for the same fae artifact- and I really want it away from me and in a safe place. It is can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

[Shifters]

I'm going hunting in the park tonight, if anyone would care to join me. I found rabbits the other day and a few particularly fat squirrels.

It's been almost two weeks and I'm still not convinced this isn't all a weird dream. Someone keeps telling me I should introduce myself anyway, so hi. I'm Alaric Saltzman - you can call me Ric. Some of you might know my daughters Lizzie and Josie or Hope Mikaelson, who is basically part of the family. I suspect I'll be meeting a lot of you kids soon enough, because I was just offered the position of principal at the Goodland School.

[Nico di Angelo]

Hey kid.

Rumor has it that you can control ghosts.

Edit:
[Jim Kirk, Natasha Romanoff, Nico di Angelo]

Hi Jim, Natasha,

I have a little ghost problem and I've asked Nico for his assistance with it. I just wanted to give you two a heads up about it so you don't worry if he's out late.

I promise, it's nothing life-endangering.

Having the pack close feels amazing. After we left home I didn't think we'd get the chance to live together but here we are. I love you guys.

Marlene, Lily, Sirius, and Hannah
Everyone alright? I feel like it's been a while since we've all checked in after the maze.

Andromeda
I saw your daughter is here! That must be so odd great, right?

Shifters
My name is Remus Lupin. I know I haven't met everyone here yet and this is kind of a shot in the dark but I was wondering if anyone else here has a condition is a werewolf? Or maybe a shifter of some sort?

Tony Stark
Cisco told me that you might be someone to talk to about getting a job after this week. I don't have my CV on me but I'll just be up front with you -- I don't really have many technology or science-based skills. I'm a wizard and most of my skills are very magic based. I don't know how much use that would have to you.

I have at least a high school's level of education and no previous work experience in anything. I will also let you know that I have a chronic illness that will require me to take off several days a month off. I've probably already talked myself out of any job before you even know me

I'm really not picky. It can be an entry level, basic position. Whatever I can get, I can make work. Or if you don't have something you think would be a good idea for me, I understand too. I might have already given it away

Now I want to bake and perfect my lattice pie crusts. And make hot chocolate and mulled wine.

Also, we all should have a snowball fight. For real. Everyone. One giant fight.

All that label talk is interesting. How do you

You know how you bake something and you pull it out of the oven and you're not so sure it's that edible but you ate it anyway and now you're just not hungry because that muffin is like a brick in my stomach?

Yeah.

[FREDDY]
Hey, about your research about like labels and stuff [...] How'd you find that?

[CLINT]
Could we [...] string an arrow one day? Aim a bow?

I'm not great with archery terms.

Happy Indigenous People's Day.

I broke my arm, in the maze, it's in a cast now.

And maybe, school isn’t for me. I’m starting to think I’m not meant to have a normal life.

[Klaus, Five & Diego]
I’m going to tell people everything… and I’m scared.

[Hargreeves]
Some of you know. Some of you don’t.
It was me. I killed Diego.
I can’t hide from that.
I’m sorry.

[Cisco; viewable by the Hargreeves]
In theory… Do you think that someone could live in that containment room…?

[warning: cut for mentions of suicide & vague parental abuse]
( [Filtered to people who have powers, or work exclusively with powers; viewable by the Hargreeves] )

I baked. Couldn't sleep even with the lights on.

[There's a bunch of painstakingly decorated macarons in varying flavours left in the lobby for anyone hanging around that area.]

If there's anything this maze has taught me, it's that nobody really cared I was gone but what else is new I've got a new power and I am freaking out I still hate the dark, and that my claustro you can count on people to get you out.

I've got to go decorate something and cuddle up with my boyfriend now.

[HARGREEVESES]
Everyone out?

I think I have a good number of exit routes in the maze marked. If anyone is having trouble, I'm happy to serve as a guide as long as you're okay with meeting me at a snack station.

Just FYI, those werewolf costumes in the Halloween stores look stupid. Just saying.

[Beacon Hills]

I'm bored. I need a job. I need to hunt something.

I've noticed some empty spaces around here.

If anyone feels like stress eating, I've got some brownies and cookies here in 3-D. Not gluten-free, definitely not vegan/vegetarian, but I found a pace nearby that makes their own extracts and loaded up on orange and Madagascar vanilla.

Okay, who owns the giant black wolf/dog? I get that pets are a thing around here, whatever, but who on earth adopted the fucking wolf/dog? And let it wander?