Some Reality Web

I don't suppose one could sample a few select spells on our beloved ostriches without releasing the mighty hand of reckoning from our entropic leader, could they?

Midnight hit, the new year came rolling in, and, out of the blue, we're almost through the first full week of said new year.

Who decided to play with time and the speed of things? We're going to have a serious talk.

Also, your majesties Belle and Elsa? Don't worry about the misshapen pot sitting in the sink. It should have stopped smoking by now. It might still have a slight smolder but it's not a hazard.

...I don't think.

The stove should still work, too. Just...be careful when using the front left burner.

[Tommy]

I need you to do me a big favor and distract mommy and daddy.

I know... I have helped myself to plenty plum wine... But


There is like a six foot nutcracker parading down the street...

SANTA COMES SOON!

It's the first night of Hanukkah!

Technically it's my first one ever. I don't know how that works. Magic, probably. But there's candy involved and that's what matters.

I do not eat, but Thanksgiving is still a wonderful holiday. I like the idea of a day for gratitude for all we have. This year I'm particularly grateful to be safe and with my family.

Halloween was... the most fun I have had since I was a child.

I've always enjoyed chocolates but... Halloween chocolate might some how be better.


I have had so much candy.

Everyone is talking about costumes and carving pumpkins, but why are we not talking about a distinct lack of candy corn?

Is there a shortage that we were not informed about? Do I need to question the lobby ostriches? I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind it. They have a sweet tooth.

...Sweet beak? Talon? Hmm.

GWEN! ...I may have put Jeff through the laundry on accident. He's okay! He definitely had fun! Too much, I think. He was sleeping in my laundry basket again.

I will also concede to you Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters. It might be an alright drink. I definitely did not drink three today I still favor the peppermint and chocolate things.

Also, while lasers can make a precise cut, they're not great to use on hair. The smell is pretty terrible.

( [Sent separately to Lizzie M, Rose T, Gwen P, Eliot W, Belle, Morgan S, & America C] )

What is everyone dressing as for Halloween?

This place only seems to be more confusing. How does one play tag with laser guns? Wouldn't that lead to... serious injury?


[Frigga]

Mot--
Queen Frigga Mother, would you be interested in showing me some more... friendly... magic? I believe I would like to learn. To impress the small magic child.

Okay. So like I get it there are like killer robots and stuff

but is there going to be a halloween store because I'm going to need to buy some costumes.

This is like the most important part of spooky season.

You are bloody joking, right? Do these little gits respond to magic?

[FILTER: Young Avengers*]

This is what we've been training for. Let's pair up.


[*Anyone 21 and under who wants to have been training with her group]

Thank you to everyone who joined us in the park on Sunday. Much fun occurred. I especially liked musical chairs. It was fun watching Tony fall on his behind.

We moved into a new apartmint and Tommy and I have our own rooms now and I'm gonna paint mine green!!

[Steve & Bucky]

Vision and I have discussed things, and with him and the boys being here...we thought it may be best if the four of us moved into a separate apartment. I'm going to request it of the Entity.

We don't want to crowd you, or James, and we need time for our family to adjust. I just want to add that you have both been two of my closest friends here, even when other versions of you were here, and I want to thank you for all your support here. And yes, you are still welcome to join us for meals and I'd be happy to cook enough for the three of you anytime you like. I still treasure all three of you, and count you among my family.

[Filtered to the Entity]

I would like to request that Vision, Billy, Tommy, and I be moved into our own apartment.

[ETA: After this | Vision, Billy, Tommy]

I requested a new apartment from the Entity, and we're moving into 2-I.

Hello, I am Vision. I am new to Goodland.

Billy BILLY billy BiLlY BIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLY billiam bil-bro baggins
WHERE ARE YOU


I have such good chocolates and I couldn't find you and I freaked out a little and I have such cool powers and I want to play video games.

I am Sylvie Lauffeydottir. Goddess of Mischief. Adopted daughter of Odin and Frigga. Princess of Asgard.