Some Reality Web

It's weird that this stuff always just disappears, right?

[ Hargreeveses ]

Try to be home tonight because I got us all dinner to celebrate the robots being gone and definitely nothing they might have interrupted. Some of everything, since we'll never have a leftovers problem.

Do you ever have one of those days where like... the hair on the back of your neck is just constantly sticking up? Today is one of those days. Thank Jibbers Crabst I look fucking fabulous, because if I had to deal with that AND having a bad hair day, I would just give up.

[Five, May]

Tequila Thursday? Tequila Thursday.

So does this mean that I can give people detention? Because that might be kind of fun.

If anyone's interested in a sparring class under current circumstances, I'll be holding a few tomorrow. Yes, some amount of clothes are required. Normally, sessions are for those who lean towards the novice side, but there will be one or two for those who are more skilled. Powers are fine as long as you don't use them. I'm not set up for that, and I'd rather not have to replace equipment. Or windows.

Somewhere out there in the multiverse, my friend Peter is waking up from his worst nightmare.

But for me? This is the best dream ever come to life.

Would any non superpowered people be up for some training? I can feel myself getting lazy and it isn't a good look on me.

No offense, Supers, but if I'm going to get my butt beat, I'd like to at least stand a fighting chance.

Sam and Laura are gone. No, I am not okay. I think I'll take a rain check on Cancun.

My 50th birthday is May 29th and I expect fireworks.

Okay so... One of these days there's going to be a 'where in the multiverse are you now' devices, right? Just a handy pop up guide to tell you what dimension it is, who's President and if you need to wear a smock.

The floating piece of paper is a nice touch, very old school, unhackable.

[encrypted S.H.I.E.L.D message]
Sound off? Agent 19 check in, mission parameters?

I demand a beach day with all my family and friends. You know who you are.

[FILTER: Stacey & Claudia]

How would you girls like a babysitting job while we're in Hawaii?

[FILTER: Pepper]

You. Me. Romantic evening.

[Daisy Johnson]

Something you want to talk about?

Who looked in the mirror and unleashed the earthquake thing?

Has anyone seen anything — or anyone unexpected in their mirrors today?

Keep in mind this is coming from a guy who isn't supposed to see anything in the mirror.

[BUFFY]

Have you seen anything? There was a burst of smoke and then someone else there. Sort of.

I'm back. [...] How long has it been? This didn't all disappear while I was I'm not resp



[ooc: may contain wandavision spoilers]

[ FILTER TO TECHNOLOGY/GADGET TYPES ]

I have a small, time sensitive project that I need some help with.

I've gotten my hands on some assistive technologies, and what I need is someone to help make them communicate to one another within a set space, like Wifi, I guess. Technology isn't my strong suit and I don't have any of my irregulars at hand right now.

Anyone up for helping?

[ ELENA & DAMON ]

I'm probably going to be working a couple extra hours medically speaking, and I don't want Enola to feel like she has to keep saying yes when I leave Arthur with her, is it okay if I drop him off with you guys in the morning?

I promise exchange of babysitting duties whenever you need it.

[ NATHANIEL ]

Hi, I'm Joan, we met the other morning. Natasha tells me you're good with tinkering, and I was thinking you could help me with something for your dad?

[Filter: Anyone with powers/superheroes over age 21 + Pepper]

I think we need to offer some sort of mentorship program for the young heroes. We saw them go out and fight monsters, but are they ready? Who do they have in their corner if they don't have family here? Is anyone interested?

I get a surprise in Aragorn arriving but at what cost? The loss of one of my closest only non-Asgardian friends. I was going to check on Lara and she is gone.

I... Hate this

[filtered away from those 15 and younger]

We have a problem on our hands. I'm suiting up. Who wants to run the comms from Stark Industries?

Cisco and I built a bunker for those who needed to unleash massive powers. It is sturdy. We can take civilians there. Frigga, do you want to bring the kids there?

[filtered to Jamie]

Get off the roof. Now.

[filtered to Steve]

James has been on the roof. We need to make sure he is okay.

Is it weird that this somehow still isn't the worst thing that's happened this week?

My name is Matt Murdock. If a Foggy Nelson or Karen Page are here, could you let me know and not leave me hanging? That would be great.

Even if they're not, I guess settling in is a requirement.

Last time I was in the city, there were lot less feathers.