Some Reality Web

I'm sixteen. The television said I should have a huge party and feel really different, but nah.

I would love to organize a nice dinner for Thanksgiving. We could do a nice spread in the conference room.

Does anyone want to volunteer to help with decorating, cooking and otherwise organization?

Anyone remember last year when my little pumpkin fit in a pumpkin?

( [Cut for image] )

Now he thinks he's going to the moon.

I've been regularly surveying the area. The robots seem to have vanished.

Mother scratching shazbot.

Closet? Check.
Pillows? Check.
Slim Jims? Check.
Metal baseball bat? Double check.
Cast iron frying pan? Yep. That too, just in case. It worked for my girl Rapunzel, and it's gonna work for me too.

Cya in a couple weeks, my dudes.

I'm glad Pepper made me put on clothes before this morning.

Aura readings weren't my strong suit, but I never realized they'd help one day with telling people apart when you can't see anything but their clothes. Or sometimes lack of clothes.

If this could be over when the semester starts next week, that would be great. Because otherwise... kind of awkward.

Could this place stop taking my family away from me? Just... don't bring them here if they're going to leave. Okay?

[FILTER: Friends & Family of Bruce Banner & Betty Ross]

Bruce and I have a son here. His name is Robbie and he is seven. He is adorable and precocious and I can't wait for you all to meet him. We should have a barbecue once the amusement park is done.

My 50th birthday is May 29th and I expect fireworks.

It took over a year and a half at seventeen, but I'm finally no longer anyone's dependent.

You'll always be my Sugar Mama, though, Hope.

Okay so... One of these days there's going to be a 'where in the multiverse are you now' devices, right? Just a handy pop up guide to tell you what dimension it is, who's President and if you need to wear a smock.

The floating piece of paper is a nice touch, very old school, unhackable.

[encrypted S.H.I.E.L.D message]
Sound off? Agent 19 check in, mission parameters?

I demand a beach day with all my family and friends. You know who you are.

[FILTER: Stacey & Claudia]

How would you girls like a babysitting job while we're in Hawaii?

[FILTER: Pepper]

You. Me. Romantic evening.

[ MORGAN ]

I need you to come and punch me in the face really fucking hard, okay? Please?

[ TEENS & FRIENDS* ]

Is it okay if I randomly show up places you might be to hang out? When it's not okay you can totally kick me out, but I have a feeling I'll spiral I'm going to need distractions from my head for a bit.

[i started naming people, it got out of hand you wanna be his friend you are his friend]

Some of you will be happy to learn that my mom and Aunt Rebekah have gone home, except Mom is dead so does that left Goodland.

[ Pepper + Tony ]

I'm taking a personal day if that's okay. I'll see you tomorrow.

I get a surprise in Aragorn arriving but at what cost? The loss of one of my closest only non-Asgardian friends. I was going to check on Lara and she is gone.

I... Hate this

[filtered away from those 15 and younger]

We have a problem on our hands. I'm suiting up. Who wants to run the comms from Stark Industries?

Cisco and I built a bunker for those who needed to unleash massive powers. It is sturdy. We can take civilians there. Frigga, do you want to bring the kids there?

[filtered to Jamie]

Get off the roof. Now.

[filtered to Steve]

James has been on the roof. We need to make sure he is okay.

If enough people are interested, a small group, I can get a good deal for a tour of the Tham Lod Cave & Pre-Historical Tomb & Bamboo Bridge.

As far as winter destination jumps go, this one is pretty motherclucking cool. Especially considering it's the first time I've ever been out of the US. Well, not counting places that don't actually exist on earth or alternate reality New Yorks.

If you need me, I'll be busy stuffing my face with all the pad thai and tom yum I can find.

Settle an argument, ladies and gents. I am hot, am I not?