Some Reality Web

The risk of meeting versions of family has just increased twenty fold.

Perhaps it's just as well I'm a giant stick in the mud.

If someone sees the Evil Queen with an intense cleavage going on, send word.

Not so strong without your three-headed lap dog and green witch, are y-

{Transmission cuts off here.}

Why are there so many bloody colours at the paint store?

[BUBBLES & BUTTERCUP]
Oi, ye wee hooligans, since we are clearly not using yer rooms how about we convert em? How'd ya like a playroom/study room for one of em and the other one.... maybe we should get another aquarium and set up a place for yer animals.

Wut colours do ye want the walls? Also, we are going out ta dinner tonight. Where do ye want to go?

Someone, or something, is repetitively attempting some kind of magic. Either it's failing or they are just trying to infuriate me others.

I'm perilously close to fireballing the point of the magic. Either someone needs to stop it happening, or cease and desist their attempts at what I can only assume is escape.

Nimue's babbling has already worn me to my last nerve today.

[Filtered AGAINST the Potter crew]

Anyone else find out they are a one line mention fictional character in some epilogue for a famous series? Just me? Okay.

[Filter: Barbara Gordon]

PLEASE don't read those books in your club.

I have a couple of questions.

Who let the dogs out?
What does the fox say?
What do the Spice Girls want?

The actual fuck? I'd half be convinced my friend Orla wrote the letter as a pisstake but it's too fuckin professional sounding for her.

Why is every bloody place I go to prone to curses?

Young Hook, have you adults looking out for you?

How does your currency work? I'm in need of some rum.

[ACCIDENTAL VOICE POST BECAUSE HE WAS BORN OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO]

[There's the sound of a child kicking the elevator doors.] OPEN!

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WHY ARE THOSE THERE¹²³⁰⁹

If anyone got caught in that deluge earlier... Sorry. That was me.



[ooc: Vanya had a nightmare last night about killing her ex. People on the first and second floors near her apartment may have noticed some rumbling and shaking, but no major damage. There was also a rain downpour on/around the building as a result of the nightmare. It was short lived, around 10-15 minutes total, at about 7 am.]

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( Clint Barton )

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( Medical Staff )

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( Jim Kirk )

Now this feels more like home, I love the snow!

>> oi. You said ye wouldn't hurt a child
>> that mean ye aren't planning on killing me or wut not?

[TEXT MESSAGE TO EMMA SWAN]
» Since we're temporarily lacking Henry's presence, I believe I have no choice but to challenge you to a duel with snowballs in his stead. And no magic, Swan.
» Meet me outside?

I'm going ice skating and baking cookies apparently. I like Goodland's Tony Stark. May I get a third hero name? I already have Iron Man (official) and Idea Man (unofficial). I need something that says Iron Man goes skating and bakes stuff.

Apologies ahead of time if I set off the fire alarm again.

[FILTER: Heroes, but not the Umbrella folks b/c it involves Ben]

Are any of you indestructible? I'm not talking about being able to take a huge hit --- I mean are you virtually unable to die?

[FILTER: to BEN, added later after the various hero replies]

Looks like we have some beings who deem themselves "nearly" or "totally" indestructible if you decide to go that route. Don't worry, I didn't mention why I was asking.

...More downtime? I wanted my lab. I miss my lab.

Me kingdom for some sodding rum.

[MAL]
Version of me da is here.

From the looks of this bloody place, it's probably futile to ask if you've found a way out because Swan would h?