Some Reality Web

Did you know that there's a species of ant that exists solely in the Broadway medians at 63rd and 75th? Well...arguably it's a subspecies of Lasius emarginatus. But the point is! Manhattan is such a wonderfully unique place that it has its very own subspecies of ant! Which, of course, is called the ManhattAnt.

This raises the question, for me at least, of how detailed a replica of Manhattan this is. There are differences, obviously, big differences, but what about the details? Are there ManhattAnts in the medians?

Seeing as it looks like I'll be spending an indefinite amount of time here and I have this, ha, pesky need for food and shelter, I am in the need of some gainful employment. I am...was? I guess was. I was a medical examiner for the NYPD. Is there a need for medical examiners here?

Um...hi? Anyone? So...this is really strange. Like...really strange. I tried going to work this morning, but it's not there. Like, the building is there? But it's completely different when you walk inside. So I tried going home, and my apartment isn't there. Then I get this message...

Okay, look, am I having a psychotic break or something? I mean, it's not entirely unheard of for a severe psychological condition like schizophrenia to manifest suddenly. Or maybe my coffee was laced with something this morning? Or this is a really, really vivid dream?