Some Reality Web

Well, this is unexpected. The mark Corypheus left on my hand is... gone.

In unrelated news, I finally managed to open a small shop. Selling something out of a building is a shem tradition I still don't understand but I suppose it means I would be less affected by crappy weather than if I had a market stall. Dalish Delights can be found [location], selling goods made in the traditional styles of my people, as well as herbal remedies. Amongst other things.

[Varric, Hawke & Solona]

Do you want to explore this new place with me? I understand the screaming is nothing to be alarmed about...

[FILTER: Archers]

Hi! I'm Lizzie McGuire. I was wondering if you'd want to take part in my Hearts and Arrows fundraiser for heart disease? I thought it would be a good way to give back for Valentine's Day. Would you mind doing some demonstrations on Friday? It is a luncheon so you won't miss any plans that night. [location included]

I am not entirely sure she will ever do this for herself, so I have a small request for you. I don't know if you're aware or not, but in my world, Grey Wardens are cursed. The curse ultimately leads to their death, and I refuse to allow Solona to succumb to it.

She's figured out what she needs for the cure which is where you good sir(? ma'am? Maker like being?) come in. I need her phylactery.

I would be eternally grateful if you could fulfill this wish.

[VARRIC]
Would you like to go on a date?

I was just going to ask you to join me in my bedroom, but these 21st century mating rituals are quite thorough.

Please don't attempt to break into my shop after closing hours. And if you do, please don't come to me and complain, as this one individual did this afternoon.

Surely people must know better than to break into a mage's shop.

[ENTITY]

I'm trying to swallow my pride Maker, no

Oh insomnia, my old friend, could you fuck off at least headaches are the new norm.

So thankfully this bout of shit crazy didn't mess up too much of the villa, aside from some mess in the lobby and outside (which I cannot take responsibility for) there's minimal damage. That said, as ever, let us know if you need something fixed.

[NATASHA]
You're moving in. I swear to god if we need to go back up to the 8th floor for socks or something one more time I'm going to flip my shit. Just tell the entity you're moving and be done with it.

[VIEWABLE TO ARCHERS]
So there's already a shooting range, and an assault course not for the faint of heart, but there's now a recent completed archery specific range at [address]. Since we're no longer in the minority, why not make the most of it.

I believe that a little red speedster bird rebuilt my favorite bar. Anyone fancy a drink?

Well this is neither Thedas or the Fade and excuse me if I'm a little wary about trusting "the entity" but based on previous experience it would be highly idiotic of me to go on blind faith alone.

I was never well known for my patience either.

Well, that was an interesting few days. Do things like that happen often here?

Blessed are they who stand before
The corrupt and the wicked and do not falter.
Blessed are the peacekeepers, the champions of the just.
-Benedictions 4:10

[VARRIC]
Remind me that I like a least one witch.

I'm relieved that even though I am not in Thedas anymore, my connection to the Fade is still there. As long as I can still reach the Fade, there's hope that it hasn't been destroyed.

Note to self: next time someone approaches who appears to be wise and all-knowing and definitely kind of a jerk about your people, don't fall for his shit.

That being said, my friend Varric is introducing me to all the food and modern conveniences here, but I'd like some suggestions of things to try.

I've decided to rot my brain, and I could use some netflix recommendations.

[VARRIC TETHRAS]
How are you doing?

[ANNA ZHU]
I read that you're experienced in herbal remedies.

I happen to be in the process of opening a herbal store, which is currently lacking in herbs from [...] Earth, I believe? I could use a hand.

Hawke is gone...and well shit. Care for some company? I need to get out of this fucking apartment.

{filtered to teens (16 and up) and adults}

After the resounding success of my little experiment on Sam Wilson I can say with certainty that it works on humans of other worlds I feel like it is high time to admit that I have indeed, been sitting on a stash of herbs that could potentially be used as [...] hallucinogenics.

But while I won't be parting with my stash of blood lotus anytime soon, I do have some dried leaves from elfroot and royal elfroot plants that I'd be willing to share. In other words, I have 'weed', 'cannabis', 'pot' and I am happy to share.

You'll have to roll the cigarettes yourselves; I smoke via pipe. If you feel squeamish about smoking it, I can brew you a tea.

And if you do accept, yes - you may head into battle and study under the influence of elfroot, but I would abstain from [...] driving. Operating heavy machinery. Sponge Bob. Yes, Sponge Bob is no good.

Be responsible, or I will make you regret it.

It seems that the Entity's been kind to most, if not all of us.

I've some of the Grey Warden tomes from Weisshaupt, and Cailain, by which I mean the namesake of the former King of Ferelden, who is a Mabari warhound, at any rate. It's hard to mistake them for each other, for one was a King, and the other a dog. Both remain rather equal in temperament, however.

So now I have two dogs - Barkspawn and Cailain, and it is my very own slice of paradise on Earth. I'll have to get him his own doggie bed for in the shop.

( Cut for image of Cailan )

Look who showed up!

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Andraste's ass, I never thought I'd lay eyes on my girl Bianca again. Felt like I was missing a limb. If anyone converses with the elves? Send them my thanks.

I think Dorian's gone. Do people do that a lot? Disappear, I mean.

Dragon Age

I just did something stupid. Aveline is never allowed to know!

I joined the police force.

I would like to learn how to make floorboards look old.

[DRAGON AGE]
Are you attending this feast?

[SAM]
I may be in need some clarification regarding Thanksgiving.