Some Reality Web

Taking away all those people and the hot tubs? Not cool, Entity.

Soooo I know it's not like Thanksgiving yet... but since I've never really celebrated it...


What does everyone want for Christmas?! ... Especially you beautiful.


[Arya]

I was thinking that we never really did anything proper for our Anniversary. My birthday and Halloween sort of took over. So like.... wanna do something nice? I'll put on some really nice clothing and everything.


[Draco and Steve]
Do either of you have like... really nice clothing I can borrow?

( [ Text to Saltzmans ] )

( [ Text to Nate ] )

There were apple pies waiting for me and I have a feeling that...they were from one of the trees before they stopped moving.

That's how the note read, anyway.

I'm only mildly concerned.

Everyone is talking about costumes and carving pumpkins, but why are we not talking about a distinct lack of candy corn?

Is there a shortage that we were not informed about? Do I need to question the lobby ostriches? I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind it. They have a sweet tooth.

...Sweet beak? Talon? Hmm.

GWEN! ...I may have put Jeff through the laundry on accident. He's okay! He definitely had fun! Too much, I think. He was sleeping in my laundry basket again.

I will also concede to you Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters. It might be an alright drink. I definitely did not drink three today I still favor the peppermint and chocolate things.

Also, while lasers can make a precise cut, they're not great to use on hair. The smell is pretty terrible.

( [Sent separately to Lizzie M, Rose T, Gwen P, Eliot W, Belle, Morgan S, & America C] )

What is everyone dressing as for Halloween?

Who wants to stab pumpkins with me?!

It seems my sister Susan has been sent home by the entity.

I suppose

If this is Aslan’a will, I

[Bonnie]

We are not getting involved in this mess and staying safely inside.

[Lizzie and Josie]

Are you two safe?

You are bloody joking, right? Do these little gits respond to magic?

At least things are rarely dull around here.

Friends* + Su(san Pevensie)

I find this seems like an opportune time for some camping, if we can find a good space in Goodland for such an endeavor.

* feel free to assume, particularly if you've spoken with him before or if you think they'd get along and would like to handwave anything, HMU

Happy birthday, Colin, mate. Tear yourself away from Arya long enough to get your present.

[FIILTER: Magic users]

I asked the Entity for brooms to play Quidditch and it obliged.

Dear Everyone,

Please help me find someone who can do this with my nails? Stacey? Do you know?

( PICTURE HERE )

Also, Dad-Bruce, can I borrow some money? I'll do extra chores.

Hello? Who's still

And my coffee's cold. This place has the worst timing, I swear.

[Filtered AGAINST the Pevensies]

Just a reminder that Turkish Delight is not actually all that delicious and is most definitely not worth selling your family for.

There was more to the story but to be honest, I was a terrible student so what do I know? Just don't do it, it's kinda gross.

On the plus side, it looks like we're here post-Witch and that's good because I'm not great with a sword and I'm not the best at archery either and I don't feel comfortable shooting talking animals either.

Ed Aslan's mane! We're home In Narnia! Su, have you seen this!

If anyone would like a guide who knows what they're about, I'm going exploring.

Filtered to the Entity

I know you won't respond to this, but thank you.

Happy Birthday Josie and Lizzie. I hope you have a great day.

Enzo and I snuck off to the courthouse yesterday and got married. We didn't want to wait and I didn't want a big thing. Don't worry in a few weeks there will be a thing for everyone.

[ Lizzie Saltzman ]

I know you had binder plans, but I was wondering if you could maybe shift gears and help me with the reception?

[ Damon ]

I love you?

I need to break something to quell my rage. Apologies to any property damage that is about to occur.

You know, I really didn't miss the monster fighting. I was actually kind of into this whole semi-normal life thing and I'd like it if we could just not do it again.

Did everyone make it out okay? That was really intense.

LIZZIE SALTZMAN + HOPE MIKAELSON

So, um, I might have asked Cupid for the library. From home. I really only meant for him to give us all the books, but then I got a note with an address, so I guess... do you guys want any to go check it out with me?