Some Reality Web

First Day is rapidly approaching. [...] I think I miss my annual tradition of being able to send strongly worded letters to the First Warden as a sign of life.

[LAST NIGHT'S CUSTOMERS]
Is everyone in one piece?

Today was a good day to sleep in while the rest of the world got up at the crack of dawn.

Aw man. I was loving NOLA.

Um, right, so, I read the note and everything but...this is a joke, right?

I mean, I haven't really been kidnapped by this...Jubilant Entity? What kind of name is that anyway?

Voodoo isn't just for curses. You can use dolls for any spells including protection ones.

-_-

sorry

What the fuck did I wake up next to? Am I cursed now?

I'm so confused but also not mad about this change in location. Who wants to see what the clubs in NOLA are like with me tonight?

It seems I now have a fondue fountain and several pounds of melting chocolate. If anyone ever wants to bring over marshmallows, strawberries, or other dipping food, you're welcome to come over and use it.

[Tony Stark]

Thank you so much for the day off and the food! It's really been a pleasure working for you and I appreciate the opportunity. It's been really fascinating to research although I haven't found anything conclusive yet.

I'm going to need a few days off next week again. I'm so sorry to have to take so many days off. I can work extra hours if you'd like.

I haven't been completely honest

I should probably just tell you

[Weasleys + Potters]

Teddy has said that you were all very helpful to him. Thank you.

And dinner was wonderful, Molly. Thank you again for the invitation.

Seriously?

Worst Other Side ever. Bonnie? Please don't be here.

This letter can't be real. What the fuck is going on- Which way to the hospital? Or some orange juice.

I'm not sure I'll ever get used to the weird this place throws at us.

[Jacen Solo]
Hey. Been meaning to get in touch with you. I guess I kind of blocked the whole corn maze business out for a while. But. I wanted to talk to you, about The Force and stuff, I guess.

[Alex Manes]
So. There's a wedding. Do you want to

I'm such an idiot. Why Can't I just...talk to you?

[ filtered to anyone who hasn't changed ages ]

When this is all over, we're going to get some kind of prize, right?

I much prefer this weather over snow.

Alright, I'm tired of being cold now. And it's only October

Now this feels more like home, I love the snow!

What the fuck is going on?

I miss my ragtag group of friends from back home. Guess I better start making some here to replace them.

The name's Tea. Tea Marvelli. I come from a small town near Boston in the USA circa 2011. Gonna be 18 in June. Lesbian. Half Jewish, Half Italian. Yes, I can teach you swear words in Italian and Hebrew. I know all of them. I'm into Nothern Soul dancing, drawing people, sex, music, partying, drinking, drugs, clubbing, Audrey Hepburn, and binge-watching stuff with hot girls in it.

So whaddya say? Who wants to hang out? I can't keep just going to school and doing nothing else. I'm not that kind of girl.

I've got plenty of chocolate for anyone that needs some after that experience.

[Sirius]

The full moon is on Sunday. There's a potion now apparently that will help me keep my mind for the moon. Hannah's been brewing it for me all week.

I was told there's a place I can be locked away safely. Of course, it's up to you if you want to join me. I don't doubt her skill but I'm still nervous I'd appreciate you being there if you don't mind.

[Kenny]

I won't be around Sunday night and Sirius may not either. We'll be safe so please don't worry. Although I should probably tell you

That was utterly pointless.

Where the fuck am I and who's got a cig they're willing to part with for a bloke who hasn't had one in a year and is itching for one?