Some Reality Web

So I know we're all gearing up for Christmas right now, BUT.

New Year's.

It's the biggest party night of the year! What are we planning? I'm going to put my tiny partners in crime (Cassie, Claudia, Jubilee, that's you, FYI) to work on something for the Under 21s, but the big kids deserve a champagne toast and ball drop? It's fake New York City, we have to have the ball drop!

I also require sparkles. So many sparkles.

Who pissed in the Entity's Cheerios this morning?

Hell, yeah! Who wants to race me down the slopes?

Who wants to stab pumpkins with me?!

Things that talk that shouldn't aren't any new thing for me, but I am glad that I do not have to deal with any more commentary from apples. They were exhausting - this place never ceases to be something interesting.

I think there's a small human I'm supposed to be responsible for. Could someone check on Marlene for me till they let me out of here?

And also make Kate stop worrying I'm fine honest.

And if anyone wants to bring ice cream by that would be good because they use the stuff without real milk and it's awful.

Thank the Pumpkin King those robots are gone because 'Tis the Peanut Mother Nutter Season. I hope everyone's ready for the real Cyber Monday this year -- November 1st.

Is there any particular place that these things seem to be gathering? We could a group together and meet them where they are and take them on. They do not appear to regenerate once they're dead.

You are bloody joking, right? Do these little gits respond to magic?

Dear Entity,

Do you know what would be great for my burgeoning garden? A dittany plant, Devil's Snare, Venemous Tentacula, or A WHOMPING WILLOW! I mean I never actually got to see the one at Hogwarts a shame really, but I promise I could handle it.


Everyone else, do you know where I can get some seeds to grow? I want all kinds! Ultimately, it would be great to have a small island of the northern wilderness, tropical rainforest, a beachy area with palms, and the like to escape to for the winter months.

I hope to be open by November 1st! If anyone has a green thumb, likes to move dirt, or just help it would be appreciated. I could probably afford to hire a couple people if anyone needs a job.

[Texts to Trixie]

-- Hey, Madam President.
-- Wanted you to be the first to know the Doctor was sent home. TARDIS, too.
-- Looks like you've got the best spaceship around now.


(Public post, added 20 minutes later)

The irony of dating a man who was terrified of me going before him being the one to go first isn't lost on me, Entity.

To be fair, I don't know what else I was expecting. It isn't like this is the first time.

At least things are rarely dull around here.

Friends* + Su(san Pevensie)

I find this seems like an opportune time for some camping, if we can find a good space in Goodland for such an endeavor.

* feel free to assume, particularly if you've spoken with him before or if you think they'd get along and would like to handwave anything, HMU

Since my parents are not here, currently, I feel perfectly capable of saying I don't know if college is the right fit for me. I feel like there is so much more I could be doing with my time and talents. By that I mean how does one go about opening a new place here? I would love to make a botanical garden here with plants from everyone's home. Wouldn't it be nice to have a little piece of home here? Do I have to ask the Entity or buy a place... I am clueless!

BRB, I just realized my childhood was messed up.

I do not know if I like this or not. However, I finally look as invisible as I have felt nearly my entire life. What I mean who is hiring? A job interview might be easier if I cannot be seen and do not have to make awkward eye contact.

Okay, so how mad would people be if I magic up a small snowstorm? In a limited fashion aka my apartment or a small spot on the park. I am not built for this heat.

How do some people enjoy this heat? I feel like I am dying.

Well, looks like I am alone in the apartment now.

Listen. I have a need.

A need to play an exceptionally brutal game of Monopoly.

Or Uno.

I say brutal because you're going to leave with sore butts when I'm done kicking them.

I'm leaving clues to where this is going to happen. Like a quest, but way cooler because it's from me.

Matthew is my co-conspirator but he just doesn't know it yet.

...Well, I mean, now he does, but you get it.

Okay Entity, we've got a deal, right? I tolerated your creepy theme park, I ran around your fun theme park. I even made my Easter Egg Hunt work on a cruise ship for you.

In. Goodland. For. The. Fourth!!!

Assuming we are (and the Entity and I are going to have Words if we are not!) FOURTH OF JULY PARTY SUNDAY!!!! We're taking over the lawn. I got a slip and slide and a bounce house that fits grownups, and you know good and bloody well I'm going to use it! The sprinklers will be on, hot dogs, hamburgers, and black bean patties for the veggiesaurs will be on the grill, a bunch of sides I'm having catered because no one should trust me to make the potato salad, but if you want to bring something to share I'm sure not going to stop you, BYOB but there will be sodas and mocktails and... I'm probably forgetting things.

FIREWORKS. OBVIOUSLY there will be fireworks.

Swimsuits welcomed and encouraged for water fun!

I'm overly excited for Freed Colonial Persons Day.

So assume some English girl you know has been joking about throwing a huge Fourth of July bash for months now and now that the idea is in her head, she's pretty dead set on rolling with it.

What are the must haves? Obviously a cookout is necessary. And cake. A birthday cake, even, can't imagine why. And fireworks, I'm sure I can make that happen if the city itself doesn't beat me to it. (This is, of course, assuming we're back in Goodland proper by then but I imagine we will be).

Any other requests? If we run a sprinkler in the outside area, will the ostriches attempt a murder?

[Filtered to Friends of Steve Rogers...but not Steve, that would be stupid)]
And bring presents! Obviously.