Some Reality Web

[Text to Christine Chapel]
>> I have to go find Klara and Peter.

Okay, this is... not quite an unmitigated disaster yet but it might get there.

A lot of us are out here right now, but if we remember anything from this place, this might not be a one and done kind of rodeo. We should definitely look into conserving our energy and supplies, treat this like a marathon and not a sprint.

First thing is first, can we get a run down on who is out there? Names, if you know them, what they do. If you can give a general level of power too, it'll help us figure out who is the biggest threat.

• Grodd - mind control gorilla - threat level high - psychic immunity recommended
  
• Voldemort - wizard, dark magic - threat level extreme - unknown status - do not engage
  
• The Hand - ninjas, slippery bastards - threat level high - not unkillable, but really annoying to kill KEEP DRAGONS AWAY FROM THEM
  
• Starscream - decepticon robot transformer - threat level high - blatant disregard for humans/bystanders TRY ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE
  
• Hawk Moth - creates super villains - threat level moderate/serious - requires specialist defeat (magical yoyo?) contact Marinette
  

Our supplies aren't exactly limited, but depending on the injuries coming in, we'll need a resupply at some point, is there anyone who can work with the clinic to make sure we have medical supplies at all times? We might need a replenish of food at some point too.

HOME BASE

• Five & Ben - stocks and supplies - conference room
  
• Ned - eyes on the street - contact for directions/warnings
  
• Christine - medical - non-serious/non-life threatening wounds (life threatening/mortal CONTACT FOR MAGICAL ASSISTANCE)
  

I know that not everyone is ready to be out there, we're going to need people in the Villa to protect the kids that can't fight, the adults not made for it and everyone in between. So far, no one has breached the Villa, but that might change. I've stuck close so far, and I can get away and back fairly quickly, but are there some volunteers to stay with the Villa to protect everyone?

I feel like we should work this in shifts. Yes, these things are a threat, but if you're out fighting in the rain all day, you're not going to be at your best when evening rolls in, leaving yourself vulnerable isn't an option. So if you're out just now, patrolling for fighting, sound off. If you're prepared to go out later, let us know.

We need to be smart about this one people.

Ah fucking shit.

Don't don't you know that displacing a man without his blood pressure pills is almost murder?

I said almost, don't freak out now.

Bartons, represent.

>>Hi. I just wanted to say that it was nice to meet you at the wedding on Saturday.
>>I'm Christine just in case you forgot. There were a lot of people there.
>>Thank you for the dance too. I love to dance and don't get to do it often enough.
>>Hope you are settling in well.

Just as a reminder and for those who are new arrivals, Ostrich's Villa's Thanksgiving meal will be at 3pm Thursday in the large conference room. I'll begin baking tomorrow morning and would welcome any assistance between tomorrow and Thursday.

>>Hey
>>Do you have a date to the wedding tomorrow?
>>If not, wanna be mine?
>>Even if you do, can I at least sit with you so I won't look like a total loser?

It's nice to be back to my usual age. Seventeen wasn't that much fun the first time around. Although I"m kind of wishing I hadn't talked myself out of medical school back then.

i really should know better by now. hangovers get worse with age.

[AVENGERS (MCU)]

which one of you assholes idiots dipshits guys was talking to this Entity about me? I have a hunch but my bleery mind is not adding everything right this second.

[NAT]

you remember that Christmas when Lila was four? you'd been caught in that blast that screwed up your knee for six weeks and it fell in the middle of the season? Lila was playing nurse? I officially have the proof that you're a terrible patient.

[JAMES]

you still wanna do archery shit?

I have a couple of questions.

Who let the dogs out?
What does the fox say?
What do the Spice Girls want?

Have a hypothetical: if I have a metabolism that requires me to eat at least 10,000 calories or faint, how strong a cup of coffee would I have to make in order to try and stay awake?

Those two might not actually be related, but I am just desperate at this point.

I'd just like to request that whatever crap this place pulls next leaves me alone, I've basically been off work for about three weeks now. Anyone I'm working on something for, I'm gonna try to touch base in the next few days.

[Rogue]
Somewhere in there, I actually managed to finish your suit.

Does anyone want to go out? I need something with a beat to dance to.

What happened to New Orleans? This is not it and I have an AP Calculus test tomorrow so I need to get home asap.

I am rather sure that bloody letter stated I was in a place called Goodland, and not some demented form of Hogwarts.

Just why are there so many children running around? And is there any alcohol to deal with them?

I forget just how many truly bad nurse jokes there are out there. Good thing I've got Kermit the frog and his little buddies to remind me. God. I think I liked the musical Leprechauns better.

I apologise.

I have been asked to find someone named Christine.

I have broken Barton.

[FILTER: Friends 21+***]

I'm a single dad again.

Cap is gone also.

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[F.R.I.D.A.Y message transmission]

We have an opening for Head of Security at Stark Industries. Please submit your resume if interested.


[***any character over 21 who considers Tony a friend is included]

Because I haven't seen any official fun "holidays" to celebreate in Goodland, here are some that Tony and I thought people might enjoy for September! And if not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

( Fun Days for September )

What is pumpkin spice, and why is it being put in coffee? Why is it being put in everything? Kids these days.

quick q. can you prescribe drugs? quicker q. do you have any for sleep?