Some Reality Web

[Bonnie]

What do you want to do for Halloween? Watch slasher movies and cuddle?

[Bonnie]

We are not getting involved in this mess and staying safely inside.

[Lizzie and Josie]

Are you two safe?

Fuck this place, and fuck the Entity.

[Bonnie, Lizzie, Josie]

I bought a chocolate fountain from Costco and booze. We can eat/drink our feelings away.

Everyone wants to be green like me today!

Happy Birthday Josie and Lizzie. I hope you have a great day.

Enzo and I snuck off to the courthouse yesterday and got married. We didn't want to wait and I didn't want a big thing. Don't worry in a few weeks there will be a thing for everyone.

[ Lizzie Saltzman ]

I know you had binder plans, but I was wondering if you could maybe shift gears and help me with the reception?

[ Damon ]

I love you?

[Private to Bonnie Bennett]

How are you feeling now that you have my blood in your system, sweetheart?

[Private to Bonnie Bennetts friends/family]

I found Bonnie. Thank God I didn't take the cure yet. Can someone please come watch over her? I am going to fucking destroy these monsters.

Happy Birthday to the love of my life, my beautiful fiancée, Bonnie Bennett. I love you my little witch.

( Presents under the cut )

[Bonnie]

I don't say it enough, but I love you more than their are stars in the sky, water in the ocean, and grains of sand on this earth. You are everything to me.

[Damon]

You're my best friend and I am glad I have you in my life again.

[Elena]

You're the little sister I always wanted and never had, and I love that baby to the moon and back.

[Bonnie]

Shall we go explore?

[Entity]

I would humbly like to request the cure for vampirism that is available back home. The only way to retrieve it now would be to feed off Elena, and I do not wish to do something so impolite to my best friends girl.

Who would have thought wedding planning was a huge thing. It's so much more than getting a dress and a tux. But whatever ensures Bonnie Bennett has her perfect day is alright by me.

[Family and Friends minus Bonnie]

So...I got Bonnie a ring for Christmas. I have every intention of proposing.

Dear God. The sparkleness is...horrible. I'm a walking disco ball.

Thanksgiving is coming, Bonnie, Elena, Damon: We should do something. This is not an excuse for me to hold the baby again. I swear.

Lizze, Josie, if you girls don't have any plans, you are welcome to join us.

[Bonnie]

Couples costume? Y/Y/MFY?

[Damon]

How are you doing, mate? Getting enough sleep?

We're finally home and ready for the rest of the world to meet Genevieve Salvatore. She's absolutely perfect in every imaginable way. Thank you to everyone who came to the hospital and helped keep the doors at bay. I owe you all way more than just a 'thanks'.

[ Lizze and Josie ]

We love you both. Genevieve loves you already. Thank you for all of the gifts.

[ Geralt ]

You're kind of my hero.

FILTER: BONBON, ENZO, YENNEFER, SALTZMAN TWINS

Hey. Elena's in labor. We're at [ hospital ]. Come if you can.


'Fer, gonna need you and the Behemoth to help out if you can. Y'know. In case some of those figures-they'd-appear-now doors shows up.

I look just as dashing in comic book form if I do say so myself.

Is this Hell? I feel like summer camp is a form of Hell.

[Bonnie]

What do you say we retreat to a tent in the woods?