Some Reality Web

So I've been here a while now but I haven't really introduced myself. I'm not really what you would call an extrovert and admittedly I've been hiding out in the apartment I share with my sister and I figure now is probably as good a time as any to reach out.

My name's Luke, Luke Crain and I'm still just trying to wrap my head around the fact that none of this is another Red Room trick.

I've decided to rot my brain, and I could use some netflix recommendations.

[VARRIC TETHRAS]
How are you doing?

[ANNA ZHU]
I read that you're experienced in herbal remedies.

I happen to be in the process of opening a herbal store, which is currently lacking in herbs from [...] Earth, I believe? I could use a hand.

I wish to apologize for entering the scene when I was all [...] disgusting.

I don't think I cr My name is Rita Farr and I would be perfectly delighted to try and pay off any damage I've caused. Have you heard of me?

So, I don't want to alarm anyone, what with us just returning to Goodland and leaving beyond New Orleans (farewell wonderful place) but...

Well there's a big blob of something near the park. And it's ... well it's pretty weird. Does anyone have a blob pet? Or like, some kind of weird blob like ... things?

I'm saying blob way too much.

THE MYSTERY MACHINE IS HERE!!!!! And Scrappy Doo showed up the other night! So excited! Who wants to do for a ride with Daphne and me? Scooby and Scrappy too of course.

It seems that the Entity's been kind to most, if not all of us.

I've some of the Grey Warden tomes from Weisshaupt, and Cailain, by which I mean the namesake of the former King of Ferelden, who is a Mabari warhound, at any rate. It's hard to mistake them for each other, for one was a King, and the other a dog. Both remain rather equal in temperament, however.

So now I have two dogs - Barkspawn and Cailain, and it is my very own slice of paradise on Earth. I'll have to get him his own doggie bed for in the shop.

( Cut for image of Cailan )

The only dress I thought to pack might be a little too extravagant for this world, but I think I've managed to come up with a suitable outfit for the wedding of the year.

And before you ask, no. My backpack is not a bottomless pit.

[FRIENDS]
I'm not quite ready to go public with the news just yet, but I have been considering opening a store since I arrived here. I just needed some current capital that wasn't [...] well, gold coins.

And I finally found a suitable venue. There's enough room for the store, a magical research station, kitchen and a small bedroom, as well as a basement.

I can do this

Good afternoon. My name is Querl Dox, or Brainiac-5. I am told that it's 12:47:10 - winter, November 15, Earth-38, but it was 17:21:54, summer - July 22, precise designation unknown. But don't worry, I have calibrated my internal clock by now.

But may I inquire about server space to which I can download my image inducer's specifications? It seems that people aren't pleased with my appearance. I'm reminded me of the time when I tried to purchase some apple cider vinegar in the Piggly Wiggly and a riot ensued. I'd also feel amiss if I didn't inquire about Supergirl, Dreamer or the Martian Manhunter. Are they [...] about?

I'm wondering if there's anyone who'd be prepared to dog sit for a night?

I wanna take Velma out for a night, do something girly, but I don't want to leave Scooby alone either. He's not a difficult dog, he's very well behaved, likes watching cartoons and having snacks, he will watch scary movies if you like them, but he will cower under the blanket with you. He won't need walked, but he might need fed (he always needs fed) and I can pay whoever would be willing to watch him for a few hours.

So, I think I might be having a somewhat different experience to other people? Maybe Scooby is my protection. We're kind of getting tired though and I think my stash of Scooby Snaks is running out. Can anyone just toss a few boxes into this maze and we'll sniff them out?

Jinkies though my feet are tired. Scooby keeps hurrying me up, I don't think he loves this place too much. Anyone found the exit yet? I read somewhere that you just keep making right turns?

Applying for jobs is really hard. Especially when they ask for any skills you have and you have to try and explain your hobby. Jinkies it's easier when we were travelling, someone always had a relative or family friend willing to give us little jobs.

At least all the walking has helped tire out Scooby, I don't know where he gets the energy some times!

I wish I knew how to set up a website like Velma, I could totally start up our cryptid blog again.

OH MY GOD GUYS!!

Look who came to see me this morning!!! I'm so thrilled that Scooby is here with us. Guys you all have to meet him, he's the best!

We're going out for snacks (which are a must) and to explore a little, but tonight everyone should visit the roof to meet Scooby! He really likes treats, so if you have any you want to share, feel free to bring them!

[SOLONA AMELL & BRAHDA CADASH]
I hope neither of you are allergic to dogs, Scooby is really well behaved, I'll make sure there's extra food in the apartment but I'll keep him mostly in my room.

I promise he won't be a trouble!

I'm starting to get a little more used to this place and what it's all about. I'm still not used to having no reason to be here, or being on my own. Without the gang it's a little strange, you know? Although I think this place is still a little too different.

I'll need to do some exploring, figure the rest out.

Although, Mr Entity, I wonder if it wouldn't be too much trouble to maybe bring Scooby Doo here? I understand the gang might be needed, solving mysteries, but maybe Shaggy could loan me Scooby for company?

Andraste, grant me patience. I tripped over my own feet while waiting in line at the grocery story, grabbed at the first thing I could find and toppled about four people in the progress. Four and a half, if we count the We shall not count the shelves. Or the jars. And I forgot my wallet.

I'll admit I missed throwing money at my problems, but this is ridiculous.

Jeepers! Never had this kind of trick pulled on me before. But I gotta admit, it's a good one.

Velma? Freddy? Shag?

Scooby Doo, where are you?