Some Reality Web

Anyone want to come do shots with me? Or on me?

[Casa de Lucifer]

What are we doing for Thanksgiving? Girls, do you want to start decorating for Christmas?

Demon vs Robot--place your bets on who's going to win.

Spoiler Alert: Its gonna be me.

Chloe, you stay inside with the kids. Lucifer get your well dressed ass out here and help.

Look at what Trixie and I found. His name is Donkey, and he's funny and sings.

Lucifer, he we want waffles for breakfast.

She showed up in my room today. Her name is Lola.

I'm booooored. So bored. Somebody hot come and do body shots off me or let me do body shots off them.

I guess it's time for the kids to go sit on the fat man's lap, huh?

[Casa de Lucifer]

Trix, Laura, do you want to start decorating? Get a tree or some shit other decorations? You can throw a bunch of tinsel on Lucifer's piano. Make it festive.

[House Lucifer]

Do you have to be something scary for Halloween?

Asgardians sure do know how to throw a party. You can learn a thing or two from them, Lucifer.

I can do without the giant teddy bears though. Too...cuddly.

'Goodland?'. Ugh. Barf. Okay, out with it. How do I get home? Lucifer, if this is you pulling a prank, I'll cut something off that you value even more than those wings...

What bloody nonsense is this?

Decidedly not in the mood.