Some Reality Web

[ John ]

I'm coming home.

Permanently.

So. Just what I needed. There's a Charmander that won't leave me alone, Lockheed is pissy and jealous and I'm sure I have some kind of allergy to something because I sneeze every three minutes which flares Charmander's tail which startles Lockheed so this whole place might burn the fuck down.

My bad.

[ KATE & ROGUE ]

On the subject of burning shit, Hawkdad finished pulling out all the burnt shit in our apartment, so... we can move back.

um. sorry for the burning smell.

i literally have no idea how to get rid of it.

[ ROGUE & KATE ]

this... might call for not staying here for like a day or two?

[ ooc: john set fire to the apartment. a little. just a little. but enough that ... it very smoky. the second floor might smell a bit charred for now. whoops? ]

We could collectively break every mirror in Goodland.

[ Pete ]

Sup, future daddy?

[ John ]

Remember how we're not supposed to be in charge of anyone? That was the agreement, right? We have shirts and everything. But the mirror didn't get that memo.

[ Emma ]

Is there anything about me that screams 'Mother material'?

» I completely forgot
» That I have something for you

[John]

Good morning?

[Emma]

Well...I didn't get a tattoo?

[Pete]

Where the hell are you?

[Remy]

I'm alive.

Anyone got any idea how much longer this shit's gonna go on for?

[ YEN ]

Hey. Hi. Hello. I'm the fireboy from the park.

I have a possibly invasive question about what you can do, but I promise there's a reason for it. If it's okay?

EMMA FROST & ALLERDYCE

Katherine's recovering. Slowly. Took ages to get this sodding monster gob off her arm. She'll not lose the arm though. Won't be of any use to her for a long while though.

Come see her when you like. She's out of the woods, but in and out of consciousness.

John

I would have never survived this place without you. Thanks for putting up with my one MCR album away from full-blown emo teen self and fucking disaster broken pirate me. You more than earned that big brother crown.

Pete

...I love you too.

Emma

You are my hero. My badass boss bitch queen of a hero and I don't know what I would do without you.

Remy

There is no one else here that I would rather talk shit with. You're everything. Thank you for keeping me sane.

Rogue

I'm glad we got a second chance in Goodland to give a big fuck you to the multiverse that pitted us against one another.

Ororo

You'll never know how happy I am that you're here, Ro. It's a comfort when sometimes everything is upside down.

This fuckin lizard is gonna get it if he doesn't bring back my cigs, Kate.

I hate vague shit. Really.

Kate Pryde

Who the hell is Alison Blaire?

Well. At least there isn't the concern about what to do with the kids playroom. Kinda glad the plants stayed though.

Finished with a very adventurous little ladybug book. Just need illustrations now. Kinda don't hate writing kids books.

When it rains it pours around here, heh? Apparently everyone was having just a little too much fun.

[ EMMA ]

I think you might've been right about that 'seize the moment' thing.

You okay, chérie?

[ KATE & JOHN ]

Je suis désolé about your little ward, the petite was quite a little one.

Either of you need anything, you just say, oui?

Klara and Old Lace are gone.

Probably for the best, I make a crappy mom.

You never realise how useful your useless skills are, until you're forced by a dinosaur and a dragon to make them thread friendship bracelets. Considering they're probably going to get eaten or set on fire, there's probably going to need to be a few back-ups.

Guess I know what I'm spending today doing.

Well this sucks. Nobody get too close while we're here, I don't have my gloves or my suit, and I really don't want y'all stuck in my head.


ETA: [Entity]

Any chance I could get some pairs of gloves - short and long - and maybe some pairs of cotton leggings that wouldn't be too hot?

ETA x2:
False alarm y'all. Looks like I've got a few things that might help out.

You know what's hard to figure out here. Public domain.

Like there's this many worlds smooshed together, some with their own content and others seemingly not. And then there's whatever is already in this little pocket realm and what... Do we wing it on the copyright terms? Are there even lawyers here to try and sue the crap out of an infringement? Can I plagiarise the Hungry Caterpillar to find out?

Anyway, in the absence of decent information to cover true crime without basically ripping off Ann Rule, apparently I'm writing children's books now.

My past self is laughing at me.

As far as my teenage years went, being here is a helluva lot better than where I actually was.

[Klara, John, Kate]

I'm sorry y'all, and I'm sorry Molly's gone, along with your friends Klara. How's everyone doing?

[Kate Pryde]

How much trouble am I in?

[Five]

It's Rogue, in case you're still the same age. You doin' alright?

[Wolverine]

Thanks for the waffles, you big softie.

Oh good. Shit seems to slowly be going back to normal. I haven't had this many headaches in years.

[John]

You good?