Some Reality Web

[Nate]

Breakfast?

You know how some people have that 'wish I could see how the other half lives' kind of thing?

Very glad I'm not one of them. I envy none of you but hope you're not going craycray from this weird mojo.

[MORGAN]
Can I hang out under your bed for a while? Avoid your siblings and just eat chips and sigh loudly until you kick me out?

[Clint]

uh. help. my hands keep glowing red and shit keeps moving on its own. and something that nearly fell on me at the scrapyard turned into fucking flowers instead of landing on me.

what the fuck is going on?

[Clint / Nat]

can you go check on nate plz?

[Francis]

If I asked you to come with me to a buffet with a number of people, Clint and others included, would you agree?

Felt like dancing, so I signed up for ballroom dance classes.

Suffice to say, I'm not going to be winning any awards soon.

[FRANCIS]
Was that a friend of yours?

I should be in school. I had a month left of my junior year before I got here. So now I guess I have two. I know I'm young to be almost a senior, but I tested into the fifth grade when I got back and skipped fourth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway. I should be in school, but I don't know where that is, I don't have any books, and I only have one change of clothes. I have some money, so if I'm a truant, I might as well go shopping. Do we have the normal stores here, or are there specific places I can shop?

[FRIENDS]
Do you guys want to do this?

[Francis]
Everything okay? Not that I'm stalking or anything but that was kind of a weird exchange about the clothing thing.

[Clint & Natasha]

taking Coopers advice and crashing on the 8th floor for a couple of days. just in case you noticed i wasnt in the pillow fort or whatever.

I need some help.

I've been dealing with short sleeves and tight shoes and short pants.

And I don't know what size I am right now.

I don't feel like Fire school sounds really ominous, you know?

[FRANCIS]
You wanna parkour? Less chance of lethal impalement and being crushed to death around here.

James

hey. so i know youre not feeling too great right now and talking face to face isnt something we do all that well so you know im here to help, right?

Jesus

so im apparently going shopping with my brother someone but if you wanna hang out after id be down?

To the people who found King Candy: thank you.

I wasn't prepared to spend another week in that hellhole. Just looking at it made my teeth hurt.

[FRANCIS]
You're welcome to shoot me if you're getting tired of private messages.

But you need some cooler kicks and clothes, I have money, let's do it.

im ready for the trees to stop being edible now.

[Clint & Nat]
are you sure you dont mind me staying with james? feels like your place is a little tightly packed. ready to outstay my welcome

i still wont be there every night or anything.

Hawkeye, let's find this asshole King so shit can go back to normal.

Fine. I got an ear-worm.

Cash in your bets.

So this is a real head fuck.

Like it’s one thing to be completely taken away from everything and everyone I know but to be dropped into what looks like a one way trip to a serious sugar coma is another thing altogether.

What the actual?

so on the one hand having something soft to break my fall was pretty handy since my arrow disappeared.

on the other hand it looks like i landed on some sort of giant deformed bird pillow? is it food? it looks like someone's taken a bite out of it. did i die? is this hell? it looks like hell.

what the fuck?