Some Reality Web

It was the anniversary of my parents' deaths two days ago and---
I love Christmas, but this time of year---

Everyone get off your ass and wish Bruce a happy birthday. Love you, Brucie-Bear!

I don't mind Thanksgiving. I don't mind Christmas. Okay, I like Christmas. I liked it more when

It's kind of weird, though, too. Celebrating things here. Very weird Kind of sad

It's not the company. The company's great! Something's missing

The last big Thanksgiving dinner I had seems like ages ago. Decades. Centuries. (Cue the most epic Kate Bishop Trademarked dramatic music here, okay?)

Definitely in Los Angeles with the other WCA members. After another second-rate super villain wanted to weaponize yams. Those are sweet potatoes for those not in the know.

...They are, right? They're not different? OMG don't tell me if they are, okay? It takes away from my "Back in My Day" novella.

I've watched the Thanksgiving Day Parade from so many different places. Seen the tree lighting in Rockefeller. Gone ice skating mostly on my butt. You walk around the city now, though, and there's a layer of something missing. A distinct lack of gross hot dog water, bitter sidewalk coffee, and hundreds of expensive perfumes spilling out of the department stores.

Now, all I want is a pretzel from the carts that littered the corners of Midtown followed by tacos from the taco truck in Santa Monica.

Gonna take Lucky for a walk and pin down a peppermint mocha instead. 💜

[FILTER: Family in her household]

Did you see the fall festival that is happening this weekend? Would you like to go?

How do you keep teen superheroes at home? Asking for a friend.

THEY LOOK LIKE TOYS BUT THEY ARE NOT TOYS!

BETTY slipped the following note into Bruce's lunch box:

Bruce,

I got a sitter for Saturday night. Let's make the most of it.

Love,
Betty

Well this is bullshit.

I have things to do.

Billy BILLY billy BiLlY BIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLY billiam bil-bro baggins
WHERE ARE YOU


I have such good chocolates and I couldn't find you and I freaked out a little and I have such cool powers and I want to play video games.

Dear Everyone,

Please help me find someone who can do this with my nails? Stacey? Do you know?

( PICTURE HERE )

Also, Dad-Bruce, can I borrow some money? I'll do extra chores.

I knew things were going too well

I'm sorry to let everyone know that our son Robbie was one of the ones taken back by the Entity.

[BannerRossPymLang House]
I love all four of you and you don't have permission to leave, sorry, you're stuck here.

[Adult Friends]

So as you might have figured out from Pym's post, we've moved. We needed the space. My family got a little bit larger until Scott comes back. Cassie could definitely use all the support she can get, especially from all of you who knew Scott well.

We're still here, just a different apartment number.

[Tony, Thor, Steve]
I could use a pep talk, though.

You know, you wouldn't think the equivalent of video game NPCs in real life would need legal counsel, but apparently it's a thing. So I guess I'm opening a practice here? It's just me, so it is what it is, really.

Still going to call it Nelson & Murdock. If he ever showed up and it didn't have his name he'd be heartbroken, and none of you want to see Foggy Nelson cry.

Anyway. If any of you non video game NPCs ever runs into legal trouble, you know where to find me.

I'm officially calling for a mini-golf tournament.

Pairs, teams, I don't care, but I never get to play and it's here and we're definitely doing it.

Lyra, robbie, teddy, Billy---

Come to the dinosaur place with me and ride the big water ride! There is a trex in it!

[FILTER: Friends & Family of Bruce Banner & Betty Ross]

Bruce and I have a son here. His name is Robbie and he is seven. He is adorable and precocious and I can't wait for you all to meet him. We should have a barbecue once the amusement park is done.

[Bruce + Betty]

Congratulations, it is a boy. Now get down to the lobby.

I've met literal rockstars and I still don't think I made the squealing fool of myself that I did today when meeting Mr. Tumnus. The poor man probably now thinks the Pevensies are the only humans with any sense.

So, you know, if you happen to run into him, maybe try and convince him not all of us are pathetic fanboys?

[Lyra, Pym]

I have a very important question and I want both of you involved.

What would you think about asking Betty to move in with us?

Would anyone like to join me at the Underwater Museum of Art?

I'm not exactly one for hiking most days, but these views?
( Cut for space! )

Totally worth it.

All my running away traveling and I've never actually made it here so, thanks Entity. It doesn't make up for two straight weeks of monsters, but it's not half bad.

Things have been so crazy I'd almost forgotten about Easter.

I may not be super religious but I love a chocolate bunny as much as the next guy. And the truffle eggs. But not peeps, I have standards here.

[Lyra & Pym]
Do you two want to decorate eggs? We can buy the kits or we can make our own designs. And if you want to ask some friends over to do them, too, we can, but I'll leave that up to you guys.