Some Reality Web

Everyone is talking about costumes and carving pumpkins, but why are we not talking about a distinct lack of candy corn?

Is there a shortage that we were not informed about? Do I need to question the lobby ostriches? I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind it. They have a sweet tooth.

...Sweet beak? Talon? Hmm.

GWEN! ...I may have put Jeff through the laundry on accident. He's okay! He definitely had fun! Too much, I think. He was sleeping in my laundry basket again.

I will also concede to you Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters. It might be an alright drink. I definitely did not drink three today I still favor the peppermint and chocolate things.

Also, while lasers can make a precise cut, they're not great to use on hair. The smell is pretty terrible.

( [Sent separately to Lizzie M, Rose T, Gwen P, Eliot W, Belle, Morgan S, & America C] )

How do you keep teen superheroes at home? Asking for a friend.

I am Sylvie Lauffeydottir. Goddess of Mischief. Adopted daughter of Odin and Frigga. Princess of Asgard.

I am bored and itching to stab or screw something. Any volunteers?

Everyone stop what you are doing right this instance.

Did you? Good.

This is a blessing. The building has been blessed!

( This is no order dog, ladies and gentlemen... )

This is, by far, better than any flowers or chocolates I could have gotten. Honestly, Matthew. I'm heartbroken.


( ooc note! )

I need an assist.

Carol got smacked into a building, and it came down around her; I can't portal in to get her without knowing where she is, and I can't portal the debris away without possibly slicing her in half.

Anyone nearby able to help?

CAROL DANVERS!!!! Come here and let me tell you how much I adore you. I wanna compliment your dumb cat too.

I have to say, it's a little easier to get through a day though. Every interaction is peppered with a 'you have good--- insert thing here' endings.

The last time I was any place with something called The Entity it was...something? Something. We'll go with something. I really want to say amazing but that's not It's not goo HEY

This is something!

Hi, I'm Kate. Kate Bishop. Hawkeye. Avenger. World's Best Archer. Take your pick. I'll answer to all of the above.

Given we've sustained so many losses lately and given what happened last time it's probably time to check in on who's here, and what they can do.

I'm not just talking about fighting. Last time when things went South we had a lot of people step up and help provide food and shelter when it was needed and that's important. Then there's those of you with medical experience, and the ones good with technology.

I don't know if there's still a list, but if there is it's out of date, and I'd like to get it updated.

Last time there was a battle to be fought everyone ran in with their own agenda. Myself included. And while the intentions were good, it's not the smartest way to do things. We need a plan. I'm not saying this is just my call. There are people here from worlds I don't know, and those of you who don't know me.

But I'd like to be ready.

This entity is rather restless. George has disappeared too. Now he'll hate me if he returns--

Well, well, well, now what have we here? Have I suddenly begun hallucinating? Has someone finally broken into the backdoor of my mind to play tricks on me as revenge? Of course, who exactly would be powerful enough for such shenanigans escapes me, as I am the all powerful God of Mischief himself, but the effort is certainly genuine. I have to appreciate that.

Usually, I am more than ready for a bit of fun, mind you. Even the kind where I am apparently sharing a room with others, which is completely ridiculous. However, I am kind of in the middle of something quite important, so if we could save the tricks for later, hm? Now, send me back to where I was and there will be no need for me to get testy.

Muggles just put on swimsuits and walk around a park of water? What should I prepare to do?

Looks like I'm the only Young Avenger again... fun.

I guess the only good thing is that the multiverse probably needed them more than they needed to be here. I mean, Space King and the Demiurge not in their own universe? I sense there'd be problems. God, the Kree don't need a reason to flip out most of the time.

Carol, you stuck around, right? I'm not the only Ultimate too, right? I need you to come and try and eat more ice cream than me while I lament not getting to race Tommy. You can even bring the Flerken.

If I hadn’t been greeted by a letter from a “Jubilant Entity” I would’ve had to give Maria Hill props for a new creative way of hiding the children.

Is she even here?

America and I found some really weird graffiti on the way home from school. Kinda glad I convinced her to walk with me rather than portal in.



Who else has seen weird or cool street art in Goodland?

[ FRANCIS ]

How're you doing now that you're not bringing couches to life by accident?

Okay so...

Say you have a friend, and this friend has ... a problem. Not a huge world ending one, but one that's a big struggle to deal with. And you want to help this friend, because this friend is important. Usually they have all this support around them and that helps solve the problem, but right now the support is different or just can't help, through no fault of the supports own making.

How the hell do you help this friend? Because I'm seriously lost.

I'm bad at this stuff.

Yes! Super strength, I have missed you!

CAROL COME PUNCH ME IT'LL BE FUN

Wonder if this was meant to be like some kind of lesson in appreciation or something.

I really hope this random power switch is over soon.

[Teddy, Tommy, Cassie, America]

Careful in the apartment, guys. The couch is alive.

[Tommy]

You doing okay, Tommy?

[FILTER: any adult that likes talking to him]

Will someone please help me get a present for Fred and George?

Cheers!

[FILTERED TO HARRY POTTER VERSE, TIA, AMERICA, KARA & BARRY]

Draco requests a party to celebrate his freedom from the kid's floor. You are all invited.

Oh, right, Freddie and I are taking him in.