Some Reality Web

voice post
No one told me zat New York would be part of ze final task? 'Allo? Où est Poudlard? er Where is 'ogwarts? 'ow do I return? I do not wish to be disqualified from ze tournament. 'Allo?

[Filter: HP VERSE]

So who is throwing Easter dinner? I want to bring a friend.

[Filter: Lily Luna]

Your way too young mum is living in my flat.

[Filter to Victoire, Dominique, and Louis]
I believe your papa has left us. His belongings are no longer here, and he was not in bed when I woke up this morning. He promised me.

I will tell the rest of the family and his friends. I know you are grown, my loves, but please come see me so I may hug you.
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[Filter to all Weasleys, HP people, and Bill's friends]
Bill has left. We will not behave as if he is dead. He is very much still alive. He is simply no longer in two places at once.

Please, let us gather for a meal soon. He would want us to remember that we are not alone.
[end]

This place is bittersweet.

[Filter to Bill, Dominique, and Louis]
How are you, my loves, today and overall?
[end]

I must admit that I feel restless. My children do not need as much mothering here, they are grown and not babies, and I am at a loss for what to do without nappies and feedings.

ooc: voice post

What is zis?

Greetings, I em elated to offer you a spot een beautiful Goodland! Please see ze enclosed map. Your new 'ome ees number six-C in Ostrich's Villa. Be sure to say 'ello to our adorable feathered friends on your way een. Your first month's rent two 'undred dollars is on me, but don't forget to check ze job ads before too long. Oh, and eef you need me? Post to Goodland and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 'appy living! Sincerely, Your Jubilant Entity

Foot note: Please note I will only respond een extreme circumstances.

Absolutely not. sound of crumpling paper