Some Reality Web

Without Nia Nall here to [...] woo, I find myself having no desire to partake in these Valentine's Day rituals.

Do single people have an alternative way of spending this Feast of Saint Valentine, or should I try to pour my heart out to a vending machine? Listen to All By Myself with a carton of ice cream?

I have ordered concert tickets to Bon Jovi on 07/27/2020.

Please do not require my assistance on that day. I wish to enjoy this momentous moment.

[CLARK KENT]
I hate to jump to possible conclusions here, but if a virus has interpenetrated the network, I am equally at risk. [...] I'm sorry, I meant penetrated, I'm sorry.

I don't want to be a danger Can you hold on to my Legion ring?

Good evening, residents of Ostrich's Villa. My name is name's Brainiac-5, but please call me Brainy. Those of you familiar with Nia Nal, she has returned home, back to her 'this song is my jam' roommate. How can every single song be someone's jam? Confounding.

But I struggled to find my purpose here and I did not wish to undermine anyone's position and job by Admittedly, I was unsure as to whether 31st century credentials held true in this pocket dimension, but among other roles, I have served as a psychologist for the Legion, and I think it is time I claim the vacant psychologist's office and put myself to use.

Please make an appointment - the linked spreadsheet ^{(ooc: imagine there is a spreadsheet)} will automatically show when I am available. Walk-in appointments are also allowed.

Also [... ] please do not bring snakes by the office.

This is...not quite what I expected to happen when I woke up this morning.

Anyway, I guess I should introduce myself. Hi, I'm Nia. I'm new.

Just when I thought things were calming down and going back to normal... I'm abducted by some kind of weird, happy entity?? This isn't okay! Is it? Is everyone here actually okay? I mean, I've been through all kinds of shenanigans, but this is... something else entirely!!

Ummm, hi, I guess, by the way. Is anyone I know here? Alex, J'onn, Lena, Brainy, James... Bueller? Anybody??? Please say somebody is.

Well, this is quite the surprise. I did not anticipate being back in Manhattan any time soon. It does not look as I remember it, so curious!

What is the best use of this network, reaching out to those you may know personally? It would be nice to see a familiar face... Ah, I should introduce myself first. My name is Diana. I hope the day is kind to you all. If it is not, perhaps I could find a way to improve it for you! I have many skills.

Hello.


Has AnYone seen Kara or Luther?

I must have fallen asleep at the church, but it couldn't have been more than 5 minutes because my clock watch still says its the same time.

I d0n't really know where I am, but I know that they wouldn't want me to be here alone. I have even pet a 0strich. But.... I would really like to find my fr family.

I enjoy human festivities. It is interesting that no one was required to die at this celebration. Earth weddings are very different.

[ FRIENDS | FAMILY* ]
The holes I created for the earrings have closed. I feel oddly disappointed. Is there a way to offset my regeneration to maintain these holes?

I am considering adopting a small creature to take care of. How would I go about this?

[ GAMORA ]
I enjoyed the wedding. Would you If Quill were here. Would you do that with him?

I have to admit that after all the anti-alien sentiment I've experienced, even the slightest hint of robophobia remains [...] jarring. I've already been made illegal once But I have my human appearance back. Would you like a selfie?

[ROGUE]
It's come to my attention that one of your wards must ask you when she wishes to leave the house. I wanted to make sure you saw the following conversation that I have linked to here.

I've been sitting in my 'bedroom' pretty much since I got here, trying to suss out what the ever-loving-FUCK is going on and I've got nothing but a grumbling stomach and a raging headache outta it. Is there like a pamphlet I missed?

I'll take that, a jam-filled Pączki, and a large coffee, thanks.

It's nice to be back to my usual age. Seventeen wasn't that much fun the first time around. Although I"m kind of wishing I hadn't talked myself out of medical school back then.

[FILTERED TO TONY STARK]

Mr Wilson told me that should try to contact you through the network which doesn't seem very secure, but as long all of its firewalls are intact. I require server space - eight terrabytes - in order to operate the program of my image inducer.

Would you be willing to help?

Good afternoon. My name is Querl Dox, or Brainiac-5. I am told that it's 12:47:10 - winter, November 15, Earth-38, but it was 17:21:54, summer - July 22, precise designation unknown. But don't worry, I have calibrated my internal clock by now.

But may I inquire about server space to which I can download my image inducer's specifications? It seems that people aren't pleased with my appearance. I'm reminded me of the time when I tried to purchase some apple cider vinegar in the Piggly Wiggly and a riot ensued. I'd also feel amiss if I didn't inquire about Supergirl, Dreamer or the Martian Manhunter. Are they [...] about?