Some Reality Web

These little shits are relentless. Not pissed. Just annoyed I had to waste perfectly good charges for some damn Pop Tarts.

[...] Objections to me trying to reprogram one? Before you weigh in? Too late.

Is there any particular place that these things seem to be gathering? We could a group together and meet them where they are and take them on. They do not appear to regenerate once they're dead.

Well this is bullshit.

I have things to do.

How many times are you permitted to ride the same ride before they demand you leave?

[ QUILL ]
This day is terrible.

We should consume alcohol and cause problems.

Gizmo is here and befriended Ethan. Don't worry. We won't feed him after midnight.

I'm starting to discover that living with two assassins with high metabolisms, a bottomless pit of a teenager, a mystery of human consumption, a flerken and a tree that insists on eating donuts like it's oxygen; it's getting me a reputation.

How bad is it that the donut place had a rush, and I'm worried six dozen isn't enough for the apartment?

[Marvel Adults Plus Friends Of Natasha and Clint]*


I have no idea how to say this. I just wanted to let you guys know what's happening. Yesterday morning, Clint woke up and he couldn't see. We had Joan take
a look at him (thank you, Joan) and long story short after an MRI to confirm things, it seems that the whack on the head he took during the Monster Mash has led to some brain swelling. There is a chance that the swelling will resolve on its own but there is no guarantee. We hope that's the case since the other alternative would be surgery.

I'll be sticking close to home for now, I'm leaving Gamora and Nebula in charge of the dance studio/gym so if you have classes there or whatever, check with them. If you need some maintenance type stuff done, any volunteers would be great. Clint told me that most of the big stuff was taken care of but there might still be a few things. We have no idea how long this will last but we're hoping not too long.

Clint is doing okay otherwise but we're both in shock over this whole thing. I'll try to keep you updated or if you want to send me a message, that'd be fine too.

[Steve Rogers]

I'm leaving what to tell James up to you, I trust your judgement. He's getting over his own stuff and I didn't want to give him anything else to worry about. I've been checking on him every day and he might wonder if I don't show up. So thanks.



*[Since between the two of them, they pretty much know everybody, I thought it'd be easier to do it this way so if you think your character fits the category, they probably do. I didn't include kids/Teenagers since Nate will probably tell them]

[filtered away from those 15 and younger]

We have a problem on our hands. I'm suiting up. Who wants to run the comms from Stark Industries?

Cisco and I built a bunker for those who needed to unleash massive powers. It is sturdy. We can take civilians there. Frigga, do you want to bring the kids there?

[filtered to Jamie]

Get off the roof. Now.

[filtered to Steve]

James has been on the roof. We need to make sure he is okay.

Despite being what someone has referred to as "a huge dork", I actually didn't get bullied a lot as a kid. Probably cause I mostly kept to myself.

What the hell do I do? I mean, there's no hiding the fact that she's green. And we can all tell her it's beautiful all day long, but kids are just jerks sometimes.

[Tony]

Got anything in that huge brain that might lend a hand here? I have ideas, but...they're complicated. I don't know if using my kid as a guinea pig is the smartest thing going. And damn I miss Thor right now

[Carol]

Are you busy? I thought we could go get some coffee and then I wanted to go shopping. There is an antique store that I want to visit, they have ancient weaponry. I could use
a few thing.

[Nebula]

I have offered to take her out so you should be able to get everything done. Let me know when it's safe to come back.

[ Avenger Types and Families & X-People & Kara Danvers & all kids ]

Today is Carol Danvers' birthday, she has been my roommate since her arrival here and I believe that it is important that friendships have strong foundation. There will be a birthday celebration in our room today. You are all invited to stop by for cakes, party games and to dance.

Baby Groot is planning to have a dance party at 3pm. Because his nap time is 4:30pm. If you wish to dance party with us. Arrive sharp.

You do not need to bring presents. Your presence will be presence enough. However, offerings for the Flerken Chewie will likely mean you are not hissed at.

There will be goody bags if Quill doesn't screw it up. Which means there might not be goody bags.

Please attend our party.

[ GAMORA ]

You have to distract Carol for a few hours. I recommend shopping. Apparently it can take hours. But be home by noon.

[ MORGAN ]

Will you come decorate with me?

Given we've sustained so many losses lately and given what happened last time it's probably time to check in on who's here, and what they can do.

I'm not just talking about fighting. Last time when things went South we had a lot of people step up and help provide food and shelter when it was needed and that's important. Then there's those of you with medical experience, and the ones good with technology.

I don't know if there's still a list, but if there is it's out of date, and I'd like to get it updated.

Last time there was a battle to be fought everyone ran in with their own agenda. Myself included. And while the intentions were good, it's not the smartest way to do things. We need a plan. I'm not saying this is just my call. There are people here from worlds I don't know, and those of you who don't know me.

But I'd like to be ready.

My son is gone. The one who calls me da-- Harley. Just gone. No, he is not hiding from camp. I can't camp out or sleep in a hammock, but I'd appreciate it if you left me alone.

Where the frick am I? This isn't Titan. What am I wearing? How did I even get here?

Mantis? Did you break something?

What the heck is going on?

This uniform clashes with my... well, with me.

Groot and I will be searching the woods for sentient trees, I do not anticipate he will find his kin, however it is something he wishes to try.

Does anyone have a portable music box?

Again? Really? This place looks a lot different than when I was here before, but the ostrich theme is the same.

Steve, are you still around? Wanda or Carol?

Best thing about New Mexico: There was delicious, and I mean genuinely top tier, Mexican food literally everywhere. Street vendors, little shops (my favorite was called The Garage. It was literally in someone's garage), food trucks, dudes pushing carts. If you can think of a way to sell food, there was someone there hustling.

Worst thing about New Mexico: It was New Mexico.

Favorite place you've ever been: AND GO!

[Texts to Steve]
» Hey Captain Cutie.
» If I said I needed you help with a rescue, what would you say?

[FILTER: 18+]

Happy is gone. Jamie is gone again. Peter only knows me as Iron Man. Hope and Laura don't know me at all. Bruce is a tot. Shitty week.

[FILTER: Guardians + Parents]

Feel free to bring the kids to the farm. Nice animals and plenty of room to play.

[FILTER: Bruce]

Hey, big guy. I'm Tony. I heard you like science.

He didn't turn to dust, but this still fucking sucks. Some birthday month. And life goes on, you know?


[He is a little drunk]

Heres to being able to sleep again without being my own nightlight.