Some Reality Web

As far as my teenage years went, being here is a helluva lot better than where I actually was.

[Klara, John, Kate]

I'm sorry y'all, and I'm sorry Molly's gone, along with your friends Klara. How's everyone doing?

[Kate Pryde]

How much trouble am I in?

[Five]

It's Rogue, in case you're still the same age. You doin' alright?

[Wolverine]

Thanks for the waffles, you big softie.

Oh.
 

I'm sorry.

I can go home now.

[Logan, Remy, Kate]

Bobby, Erik, Jean, and Scott. They're all gone.

This place and its fuckery.

Nice to have some semblance of annoying going on.

[Mutants]
If any weird aged arrivals need help, I'm your guy. Call me Wolverine. This is some shit.

I don't think I want to do a whole degree or anything but I've been away from home long enough now that I probably wouldn't be completely lost if I did a couple of college classes. It might be a better way of learning about the normal world than the internet and tv. I would probably have to take one on, like, writing and composition and things since I've never written an essay or anything, but then there's so many others and I don't know what to pick. I've mostly narrowed it down to an introduction to sociology, history, anthropology, or maybe Earth or culinary science. What's the actual difference between anthropology and sociology?

[open to all except Thor]

Apparently today is a day for fathers? What is the best way to celebrate?

[Mutants]
How long do babies stay that little and what do they do when they are?

I was dreaming about M-Day Access to the internet and a credit card is dangerous at 2am. I should probably go back to bed.

OOC: Voice Post

arrgh! I don't have time for this AU mainframe! Stupid computer.

Get back to normal

Reset

Reset

TAKE ME TO ADORA YOU STUPID MACHINE

Melog? MELOG NO! Come back here you stupid spirit cat.

What the fuck is with all these hipster and artistic cocktails? Some place has drinks coming out in stupid avocado skins. What the Hell?

My faith in humanity is diminishing.

The food here is amazing.

New rule: Pisică sits in the library when I'm doing jewelry. Cats and beads don't mix very well.

Ain't this some comic book fuckery? I've seen stuff in my time, but can't say this was on my bingo card.

I need a drink.

[Mutants]

Any of you dumb enough to compete?

Okay, a full Roman colisseum in the middle of New York is a whole different kind of weird than I'm used to. How authentic is that?

So, I know this is Manhattan or a version of Manhattan and we're surrounded by water, but I'm not looking to go diving into the Bay anytime soon. Are there any good places for swimming? Like a good lap pool? I think I read something about a youth center somewhere. Any chance there's a pool?

And what kind of jobs do the younger crowds have? I can waitress, but I'd really rather not if there are other options.

Did I pass through!? If so this is hardly eutopia? I don't remember any of the others that the Five brought back waking up in a stuffy room the smells like Cheetos!? Ugh. Why the fuck does my head hurt so bad? Why the fuck do I remember Goodland?

Where the fuck is Sebastian Shaw?

It's Friday and I have my magic back. I'm going to see if I can make alcohol strong enough to affect me.

i stabbed a tree with my new claws. and then i tried to pull them out. and i found another claw.

and now i'm stuck in a tree.

can someone get me out of the tree?

Jesus, I thought this type of shit was behind me. Guess time to suit up.

[EMMA]

You and Stormy getting along real well. Gonna bite my fucking head off if I ask what madness is going on here? Powers and no power bullshit.

I don't have the mind powers, love, but I do know a thing or five about helping mutants.

Okay. So it looks like some people have swapped powers, some have lost them and some have gained completely new ones that no one else had. I'm going to put the clinic on low level alert in case of accidental injuries or any other side effects. People who've lost abilities should probably report it, or at least keep an eye out to see if anyone picks them up so they know what to expect.