Some Reality Web

...fuck.

[Anna]

I need you. This is worse then my normal crashes, probably because I wasn't in control of the high.

Are you okay?

[Jenna&Damon&Elena]

I have pills and I need one of you to get rid of them. I got them when I first arrived here and just never bothered taking them. Please don't yell at me I need them out of the apartment.

I am not handling the whiplash well

So now every time I'm having a rough day I'm just going to go pet an alpaca so at least I have that going for me right now.

Right so. Different place. Floating, somewhat useful letters..I have all of two really big questions right now:

Where can I get a drink?
No way out of here? I have a place that kind of needs my leadership skills.

[ETA: Entity]
So, I assume you know about my siphoning powers.

If I siphon magic from the ground am I gonna destroy everyone? Will I explode? Will you explode? It doesn't damage anyone at my school but people are worried it'd be different here.

If there's even magic in the ground? I don't know how Goodland works.

[Jubilant Entity]

Hi. Hello. Thank you ? for bringing me here.

I need to ask you for something, and I am hoping it isn't too much. Honestly, I have a few marketable skills so as soon as things are back to normal, I'll be looking for work, but it's a little difficult while in New Orleans. I want to make sure that my recent drinking escapades don't negatively impact my nephew- His life is hard enough and I am not making it any easier on him by being- well, by being me.

Any chance I can get access to my trust fund? Everything is so weird, I want to give him, give them all, a good Christmas.

Nothing like fog in a graveyard. I am pretty sure I will need a new sketchbook here.

Suggestions for a breakfast sandwich and go!

[AUNT JENNA]
Gatorade and pain meds are on your nightstand. I actually want a life so try not to get fucking drunk again tonight.

I'll bring home burgers later.

There are hurricanes with my name on them. I haven't been here since Mardi Gras '04, so I am taking advantage of this free NOLA trip.

[Family]

I am likely going to be very inebriated very soon. I take no responsibility for anyone tonight, much less myself.

Don't wait up.

I hate this place.

Anyone know a good gym to join that has boxing?

[Damon & Aunt Jenna & Elena]
One of the colleges here offers night classes that are for getting ready for the GED.

[Ric Saltzman]

So. Are you planning on avoiding me forever? Just curious.

I guess I've ignored the outside world for long enough. Now that I know this isn't a dream, or another prison world, or something I unintentionally did.

I need to go for a run, but food coma. Ugh.

But pie...

Wait- do I seriously have to go to school here?

I think I'd rather be back in my time.

[Hope]
Look, I'm sorry for being a dick yesterday. If you want to know more about what I was talking about with Ric I will tell you.

Okay. WHAT?