Some Reality Web

Seriously?

Worst Other Side ever. Bonnie? Please don't be here.

This letter can't be real. What the fuck is going on- Which way to the hospital? Or some orange juice.

i don't understand why i was brought here. goodland of all places.

hawke/

how do you make this blasted contraption legible/

A ghost just mooned me. Thought you'd all like to know.

But I'm also just putting this ever so unpromising '58 days today, Klaus' here.

Okay! Have a nice day, everyone.

Well, if the hat fits - suits - looks good - fuck. What was my tangent again?

ENTITY, YOU'RE A FUCKING JERK.

Do with that as you will. I gotta go pick up my new boobs. Over and out.

The actual fuck? I'd half be convinced my friend Orla wrote the letter as a pisstake but it's too fuckin professional sounding for her.

What in the fu...

MOM!!!

This has been a lot and I fell asleep in a full face of makeup this morning. I no longer look cute.

How the fuck do kids generate like, six loads of laundry in a couple of days?

[ADULTS + BEN]

Look, I'm fully aware that my younger siblings are running wild at the moment, but I'm quite happy to let them be because home is just a crappy, abusive place to be. If they happen to break any of your shit, let me know and I'll reimburse you.

Don't provoke them. Don't yell at them. Don't try to punish them. That's not your job. That's not anyone's job around here.

What the hell did I take last night? Because I can't be in New York. Or Goodland, or whatever this place is.

Unless I got my lights? I'd remember if I got my lights, right?

Ugh, Georgie's going to kill me.