Some Reality Web

I've just got one question. Okay, actually I have like a million questions, but this one's really important. Has there been any, like, weird seismic activity recently?

Oi, headache. All these time streams.

Fam? You here? Sorry, there was a Judoon Platoon on the moon.

Have any of you seen a blue police box around these parts?

Guys! It is Candy Land. I think we need to find King Candy!

I don't care what that person said. If Father knew I was here, he'd come get me! I think. If Father is busy, get Mummy Mother! I want to go home now.

Why does everyone have a fuzzy thing but me?

If you're experiencing an endorphin crash, as a doctor I'm prescribing chocolate and ice cream and, I don't know, cuddle a puppy [18+] or have sex [/] or something to level it out a little. Not alcohol, it's a depressant, it will just make things worse.

Let's just ignore that I basically announced I'm a paranoid bastard who doesn't trust y'all.

I hope this is the kind of glitter that doesn't hurt the envyr inviron planet Earth. Birds and sea animals don't think its as pretty as we do and they should get to be happy to.

Matty is gone and I'm mad about it

Umm... Mom?.. Is this a joke?

I didn't go outside honest I didn't don't get mad or throw yogurt mr Klaus but I did go downstairs cause I was just checking on things you know how it is.

Also the ostriches are really creepy but even they were scared of this lady. And I don't scare easily okay I'm not some little kid here but she was awful and kept screaming about how kids are the worst and I think she saw me but I locked the door on her and so if anyone needs to come in maybe make her go away first or tell the ostriches to go after her I don't know.

Anyone seen the movie Matilda? She should be here that would be the coolest she would scare her off

This is stupid.

I can help. I can use a sword kinda but I don't have a sword here and sitting around up here isn't doing anyone any good ANYWAY.

Sometimes I look at the network and am glad I wasn't an Avenger for very long, because it's all way too confusing for me to keep track of.

Hello, new people. I'm Maya. I do yoga in the gym at 7am and occasionally I throw parties.

This is NOT how I wanted to get to see new York.

Is this thing trying to tell me I can't see my mum now? Or my friends? Not on. At all.

so how do I get to this villa place?