Some Reality Web

I was incredibly lazy when I was thirteen.

Let's not do that again, huh?

Oh my God, you guys. I'm throwing on my bathing suit and getting into the water area PRONTO. Who's coming?

I always do a little parkour during my morning run to keep me on my toes, but today...

I was flipping around like a cartoon character. Is this one of those power things everyone is talking about?

[FILTER: Friends*]

What are we doing for Easter, my loves?


[*anyone who would like to be included]

So I hear that I missed the random appearance of a Disney park. That's a bummer. Though... at the same time, I feel like such things are probably put in place here to lull us into a false sense of security.

... I think I need something to do with my time. So in the meantime, for those of you that I haven't met yet, I'm Sergeant Miranda Sanchez, US Army. If there is any place here in need of cybersecurity, I'm your gal.

Okay so I like to think I'm sorta used to the weird and wonderful by this point in my life but this? This is definitely pushing it.

Also the last entity I ran across wanted to kill everyone and destroy everything in the known universe so... yeah.

Not going to lie, I did need the vacation. Kind of desperately. And this place is still insanely weird

But if we're genuinely stuck here, I think it's probably time I settled down and found a job. Most of my uh, background skills, don't translate to Goodland I don't think, but I'm good in sales and I've got management experience.

I'm also really good at diplomacy.

Pete and I need your help, OV residents. We had so much fun in Disney we didn't have time to come up with a calendar of fun days for April. Throw some at us.

So...

This place is called Goodland... and my middle school best friend is here... because I'm going to be staying with her and a couple of other girls who are her new friends? Right. That's cool.

Or not. Lizzie, please tell me this is just a weird experiment or something. I'd be able to accept that a lot easier. Not that I'd let myself be captured by the enemy so easily.